Republican Politicians: Sleazy as Fuck, and Dirtier than Fucking Dirt.

Alright, let’s not sugarcoat it—the world of politics is messy as fuck, and some conservative U.S. politicians have taken sleaze and controversy to a whole new level. From corruption scandals to moral hypocrisy that’d make your grandma faint, these folks have left their greasy fingerprints all over the political landscape. Here’s the lowdown on the top 20 sleaziest and most controversial conservative politicians, and why they’ve earned a spot on this hall of shame.

1. Richard Nixon

Starting with the OG sleazeball, Tricky Dick himself. Nixon’s Watergate scandal wasn’t just a fuck-up; it was a masterclass in political corruption. Wiretapping opponents, authorizing break-ins, and then obstructing justice to cover his ass? Classic. The scandal led to over 40 government officials being indicted or jailed, and Nixon resigning in disgrace. He turned the word …