Sam Alito: Flag Waving Asshole MotherFucker....RETIRE!!!
You are a Fartsnorting Wankpuffin
Samuel Alito Jr. is one of those Supreme Court justices who flies just enough under the radar that people don’t realize how much fucking damage he’s done. He’s not as loud as Clarence Thomas or as meme-worthy as Brett Kavanaugh, but make no mistake: Alito has spent decades chiseling away at the rights of everyday Americans. And if Trump takes the White House again, you can bet your ass Alito will be right there, ready to greenlight every authoritarian, regressive, and downright batshit idea that comes across his desk.
Let’s take a deep dive into Sam Alito’s history, controversies, and the fucked-up future he’s likely to help shape.
Sam Alito: The Early Years of Conservative Bullshit
Sam Alito was born on April 1, 1950, in Trenton, New Jersey—and honestly, April Fools’ Day couldn’t be more fitting for this guy. Raised in a working-class family with Itali…
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