Saturday Evening Edition: Apocalypse Later - The White House Years

Elon's DOGE - A Shit Show of Epic Proportions

Elon PunyPhallus is desperately trying to clean up the mess his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has created after months of reckless federal agency cuts.

Last Thursday, PunyPhallus brought seven wealthy pals onto Fox News for what former Rep. Curbelo called a "rehab tour." With Tesla stock plummeting and lawsuits multiplying, he suddenly discovered compassion.

"We want to measure twice, if not thrice, and to cut once," he claimed with audacity. The same man who once questioned if federal workers were "alive, and can they write an email?" now pretends to care about "dignity and respect."

The hypocrisy stinks. This is the same PunyPhallus who shared a post suggesting Stalin, Mao, and Hitler weren't responsible for millions of deaths – public sector workers were!

DOGE's "careful" approach has created d…