7MM Theology: The Gilead Cock Shoved Into The Liberal Vagina, To Make Jesus Fucking Appear And Usher The 2nd Coming
What The Fuck Is It And Why The Fuck Do I Care?
The Seven Mountain Mandate is a fucking power-hungry delusion masquerading as divine mission. Picture this: a sweating preacher with fire in his eyes, pounding the pulpit until his knuckles bleed, screaming that Christians must "take dominion" over seven towering pillars of society like conquering generals claiming enemy territory.
These seven mountains โ religion, family, education, government, media, arts, and business โ aren't just institutions to these fanatics. They're goddamn battlegrounds where holy warriors must plant their flags and rule with iron fists wrapped in velvet scripture. The stench of theocratic ambition reeks from every sermon, every strategy meeting held in sterile conference rooms where power-drunk ministers plot like generals mapping invasion routes.
This isn't some gentle "be the change you wish to see" bullshit. This is raw, unapologetic Christian supremacy with a marketing makeover. They taste victory on their tongues when they imagine Christian CEOs controlling every corporation, Christian politicians writing every law, Christian educators poisoning every curriculum with their narrow worldview. The mandate burns in their bellies like acid โ an insatiable hunger to transform democracy into theocracy, one mountain at a time.
Why Do These AssFuckle Cockheads Believe In This Shit?
People clutch the Seven Mountain Mandate like drowning souls grasping driftwood in a hurricane of cultural chaos. Their hearts pound with desperate terror as they watch their familiar world crumble โ gay marriage legalized, prayer ripped from schools, Christmas displays banned from town squares. The bile rises in their throats as they witness what feels like the systematic annihilation of everything sacred they were raised to believe.
These believers taste the very real fuck fear of being culturally steamrolled, their Christian identity bleeding out in a thousand tiny cuts. Every Hollywood movie mocking their faith, every university professor sneering at their "primitive" beliefs, every news anchor rolling their eyes at "those people" โ it all accumulates like poison in their veins. They feel like strangers in their own fucking country, watching helplessly as secular humanists apparently piss all over their values.
The Mandate offers them something intoxicating: revenge wrapped in righteousness. Instead of cowering in their churches like beaten ass dogs, they can taste the sweet possibility of turning the tables. Christian Revenge hot off the presses to use to subjugate who ever the fuck they want. The thought of Christian dominance sends shivers of vindication through their spines โ imagine liberal professors having to bow to Biblical curriculum, imagine Hollywood forced to produce wholesome content, imagine politicians trembling before church elders.
Welcome to Gilead motherfuckersโฆ..because thats what this shit is all about.
How The Fuck Do I Defeat This AssMangled CuntWrench?
1. John 18:36 - The Kingdom That Conquers Through Surrender
Greek Text: แผฯฮตฮบฯฮฏฮธฮท แผธฮทฯฮฟแฟฆฯ แผฉ ฮฒฮฑฯฮนฮปฮตฮฏฮฑ แผก แผฮผแฝด ฮฟแฝฮบ แผฯฯฮนฮฝ แผฮบ ฯฮฟแฟฆ ฮบฯฯฮผฮฟฯ ฯฮฟฯฯฮฟฯ (apekrithฤ Iฤsous Hฤ basileia hฤ emฤ ouk estin ek tou kosmou toutou)
Translation: "Jesus answered, 'My kingdom is not from this world.'"
The preposition แผฮบ (ek) devastates 7MM theology. It doesn't mean Jesus' kingdom is absent from this world, but that its origin, methods, and power source are fundamentally alien to worldly systems. The kingdom operates in the world but draws its authority from heaven, not political conquest. When Jesus adds "my servants would fight" (ฮฟแผฑ แฝฯฮทฯฮญฯฮฑฮน ฮฟแผฑ แผฮผฮฟแฝถ แผ ฮณฯฮฝฮฏฮถฮฟฮฝฯฮฟ แผฮฝ), the conditional แผฮฝ makes it hypotheticalโthey would have fought if this were a worldly kingdom, but they don't because it isn't.
2. Philippians 2:5-11 - The Kenosis That Destroys Dominion
Greek Text: แผฮปฮปแฝฐ แผฮฑฯ ฯแฝธฮฝ แผฮบฮญฮฝฯฯฮตฮฝ ฮผฮฟฯฯแฝดฮฝ ฮดฮฟฯฮปฮฟฯ ฮปฮฑฮฒฯฮฝ (alla heauton ekenลsen morphฤn doulou labลn)
Translation: "But he emptied himself, taking the form of a slave."
The verb แผฮบฮญฮฝฯฯฮตฮฝ (ekenลsen) from ฮบฮตฮฝฯฯ (kenoล) means "to empty, make void, deprive of force." Christ's method was ฮบฮญฮฝฯฯฮนฯ (kenลsis)โself-emptying, not power-grasping. The participle ฮปฮฑฮฒฯฮฝ (labลn, "taking") shows this wasn't a temporary disguise but a permanent assumption of ฮผฮฟฯฯแฝดฮฝ ฮดฮฟฯฮปฮฟฯ (morphฤn doulou, "slave-form"). The 7MM inverts Christ's example by seeking ฮบฯฮฌฯฮฟฯ (kratos, "dominion") rather than ฮบฮญฮฝฯฯฮนฯ (kenลsis, "emptying").
3. Matthew 20:25-26 - The Gentile Paradigm Rejected
Greek Text: ฮฟแผดฮดฮฑฯฮต แฝ ฯฮน ฮฟแผฑ แผฯฯฮฟฮฝฯฮตฯ ฯแฟถฮฝ แผฮธฮฝแฟถฮฝ ฮบฮฑฯฮฑฮบฯ ฯฮนฮตฯฮฟฯ ฯฮนฮฝ ฮฑแฝฯแฟถฮฝ... ฮฟแฝฯ ฮฟแฝฯฯฯ แผฯฯฮฑฮน แผฮฝ แฝฮผแฟฮฝ (oidate hoti hoi archontes tลn ethnลn katakurieuousin autลn... ouch houtลs estai en hymin)
Translation: "You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them... it shall not be so among you."
The compound verb ฮบฮฑฯฮฑฮบฯ ฯฮนฮตฯฮฟฯ ฯฮนฮฝ (katakurieuousin) combines ฮบฮฑฯฮฌ (kata, "down, against") with ฮบฯ ฯฮนฮตฯฯ (kurieuล, "to rule"). This means "to rule down upon, dominate, subjugate"โexactly what 7MM advocates promote. Christ's emphatic ฮฟแฝฯ ฮฟแฝฯฯฯ (ouch houtลs, "NOT THUS") creates an absolute prohibition. The future tense แผฯฯฮฑฮน (estai, "it will be") makes this a prophetic declaration about the nature of Christian authority.
4. Isaiah 55:8-9 - Divine Thoughts vs. Human Dominion
Hebrew Text: ืึดึผื ืึนื ืึทืึฐืฉึฐืืืึนืชึทื ืึทืึฐืฉึฐืืืึนืชึตืืึถื ืึฐืึนื ืึทืจึฐืึตืืึถื ืึฐึผืจึธืึธื (ki lo machshevotai machshevoteikhem v'lo darkeikhem d'rakhai)
Translation: "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways."
The Hebrew ืึทืึฐืฉึฐืืืึนืช (machshevot) encompasses plans, designs, purposes. ืึฐึผืจึธืึดืื (d'rakhim) means paths, methods, conduct. God's ืึทืึฐืฉึฐืืืึนืช operate through weakness, suffering, and serviceโnot institutional capture. The 7MM assumes God's ืึฐึผืจึธืึดืื mirror human political methodology.
5. Romans 13:1 - Submission, Not Subjugation
Greek Text: ฯแพถฯฮฑ ฯฯ ฯแฝด แผฮพฮฟฯ ฯฮฏฮฑฮนฯ แฝฯฮตฯฮตฯฮฟฯฯฮฑฮนฯ แฝฯฮฟฯฮฑฯฯฮญฯฮธฯ (pasa psychฤ exousiais hyperechousais hypotassesthล)
Translation: "Let every soul be subject to the governing authorities."
The verb แฝฯฮฟฯฮฑฯฯฮญฯฮธฯ (hypotassesthล) is passive voice, present imperativeโ"let yourself be arranged under." This is แฝฯฮฟฯฮฑฮณฮฎ (hypotagฤ, "submission"), not ฮบฮฑฯฮฑฮบฯ ฯฮฏฮตฯ ฯฮนฯ (katakurieusis, "domination"). Christians are called to แฝฯฮฑฮบฮฟฮฎ (hypakoฤ, "obedience") to existing authorities, not their replacement through spiritual conquest.
6. Daniel 2:44 - God's Kingdom, Not Human Construction
Aramaic Text: ืึผืึทืึฐืืึผืชึตืึผ ืึฐืขึธืึทื ืึธื ืชึดืชึฐืึทืึทึผื (u'malkhutฤh l'alam la tithchabal)
Translation: "And his kingdom shall never be destroyed."
The Aramaic ืึทืึฐืืึผืชึธื (malkhuta) refers to God's sovereignty, not human political structures. The passive ืึธื ืชึดืชึฐืึทืึทึผื (la tithchabal, "will not be destroyed") indicates divine preservation, not human maintenance. God's kingdom endures precisely because it doesn't depend on human political engineering.
Conclusion: The Original Languages Condemn 7MM
The Greek and Hebrew texts present an alternative paradigm: ฮบฮญฮฝฯฯฮนฯ over ฮบฯฮฌฯฮฟฯ, แฝฯฮฟฯฮฑฮณฮฎ over ฮบฮฑฯฮฑฮบฯ ฯฮฏฮตฯ ฯฮนฯ, divine ืึทืึฐืฉึฐืืืึนืช over human ืขึตืฆึธื (etzah, "counsel"). The Seven Mountain Mandate represents a fundamental ฯฮฑฯฮฑฮบฮฟฮฎ (parakoฤ, "disobedience") to the textual witness of Scripture, substituting Gentile แผฯฯฮฎ (archฤ, "rule") for Christ's radical ฮดฮนฮฑฮบฮฟฮฝฮฏฮฑ (diakonia, "service").
The biblical languages don't just critique the 7MMโthey ฮบฮฑฯฮทฮณฮฟฯฮญฯ (katฤgoreล, "accuse") it of promoting precisely the ฮบฮฟฯฮผฮฟฮบฯฮฑฯฮฟฯฮฏฮฑ (kosmokratoria, "world-rule") that Christ's kingdom explicitly rejects.
Oh, hell. Where did that one come from? Isn't Project 2025 enough? Martin Luther must be twirling in his grave. He wanted people to read the gospels for themselves and this is what they came up with? Who knew that evolution would produce big brains that didn't quite work. If God really did create Heaven and Earth, he must have gotten bored by the time he got to humans. Do you think praying for a do-over would work??
Christians donโt care about the truth of their religion. They are power hungry fucks who want to control and oppress. They will twist scripture to mean whatever they want it to mean. Unless there is a way to stop the hijacking of the Bibleโs content, the bastardized will continue.