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TL;DR: These pseudo-Christian fascist fuckwads are weaponizing butchered biblical interpretation to justify their racist immigration policies while completely ignoring what the fucking text actually says about welcoming strangers.

There's a special kind of intellectual and spiritual bankruptcy reserved for those who claim to follow Jesus Christ while simultaneously advocating for policies that would make the Pharisees blush with shame. These aren't Christians—they're heretical imposters using bastardized biblical interpretation to construct a fascist theocracy wrapped in the flag and clutching a cross. And their manipulation of scripture regarding immigration isn't just theologically illiterate bullshit; it's a deliberate perversion of divine mandate that reveals the rotting core of American Christian nationalism.

The Great Biblical Mindfuck: When Scripture Becomes State Propaganda

Let's start with the fundamental fucking problem: these Christian fascist dick suckers have turned the Bible into a weapon of mass manipulation rather than treating it as what it actually is—a complex collection of texts requiring careful exegesis, historical context, and honest hermeneutical engagement. When some mouth-breathing evangelical dipshit quotes Romans 13 to justify ICE agents terrorizing families at elementary schools, they're not engaging in biblical scholarship; they're performing state-sanctioned theological masturbation.

The Hebrew text of Leviticus 19:33-34 couldn't be clearer in its mandate:

וְכִי־יָגוּר אִתְּךָ גֵּר בְּאַרְצְכֶם לֹא תוֹנוּ אֹתוֹ כְּאֶזְרָח מִכֶּם יִהְיֶה לָכֶם הַגֵּר הַגָּר אִתְּכֶם וְאָהַבְתָּ לוֹ כָּמוֹךָ כִּי־גֵרִים הֱיִיתֶם בְּאֶרֶץ מִצְרָיִם

"When a stranger resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The stranger residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were strangers in Egypt."

The Hebrew verb gur (גּוּר) means to dwell, reside, or live temporarily or permanently in a place. It doesn't carry any implication of legal permission, documentation, or government approval because such concepts didn't fucking exist in the ancient Near East. The command is absolute: treat the ger (stranger/foreigner) as your own people. Period. Full stop. No exceptions, no qualifications, no bureaucratic bullshit.

But these Christian nationalist cocksuckers have twisted this clear divine mandate into some perverted justification for family separation, detention camps, and deportation forces. They've taken a text that explicitly commands love and protection for foreigners and somehow made it support policies that would make Heinrich Himmler proud. Which is why they are all a bunch of fuckwad nazi bitches.

Romans 13 and the Fascist Fantasy

When these theological terrorists invoke Romans 13:1-7, they reveal their complete ignorance of both biblical scholarship and historical context. Paul's letter to the Romans, written around 57 CE, contains this passage:

Πᾶσα ψυχὴ ἐξουσίαις ὑπερεχούσαις ὑποτασσέσθω· οὐ γὰρ ἔστιν ἐξουσία εἰ μὴ ὑπὸ θεοῦ, αἱ δὲ οὖσαι ὑπὸ θεοῦ τεταγμέναι εἰσίν

"Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God."

These fascist fuckheads use this verse to claim that God has ordained the Trump administration's immigration policies, completely ignoring the historical reality that Paul was giving practical advice to a vulnerable religious minority in the heart of the Roman Empire. Paul wasn't establishing universal theological principles about government authority; he was telling a persecuted community to keep their fucking heads down and not give the Romans additional reasons to massacre them. Government authority did NOT fucking exist in the time of Paul. To all the Christian Nationalist shitsmears who are reading this, PAY FUCKING ATTENTION.

The Greek word ὑποτάσσω (hypotasso) doesn't mean blind obedience to every government decree. It means recognizing the reality of power structures while maintaining your moral integrity. Paul himself repeatedly violated Roman law when it conflicted with his religious convictions, demonstrating that this passage isn't a blank check for governmental authority.

But here's the beautiful fucking irony: if Romans 13 means Christians must always obey governing authorities because they're divinely ordained, then these Christian nationalist assholes should have been supporting Obama's DACA program, Bush's immigration policies, and every other administration's approach to foreign residents. Instead, they only invoke Romans 13 when it supports their preferred political outcomes, revealing their ass eating hypocrisy.

The Deuteronomic Mandate They Conveniently Ignore

Deuteronomy 10:17-19 delivers another devastating blow to Christian fascist immigration theology:

כִּי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵיכֶם הוּא אֱלֹהֵי הָאֱלֹהִים וַאֲדֹנֵי הָאֲדֹנִים הָאֵל הַגָּדֹל הַגִּבֹּר וְהַנּוֹרָא אֲשֶׁר לֹא־יִשָּׂא פָנִים וְלֹא יִקַּח שֹׁחַד עֹשֶׂה מִשְׁפַּט יָתוֹם וְאַלְמָנָה וְאֹהֵב גֵּר לָתֶת לוֹ לֶחֶם וְשִׂמְלָה וַאֲהַבְתֶּם אֶת־הַגֵּר כִּי־גֵרִים הֱיִיתֶם בְּאֶרֶץ מִצְרָיִם

"For the Lord your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes. He defends the cause of the fatherless and the widow, and loves the foreigner residing among you, giving them food and clothing. And you are to love those foreigners, for you yourselves were foreigners in Egypt."

This passage explicitly states that God loves the ger (foreigner) and provides for their basic needs. The text doesn't say "God loves properly documented foreigners who entered through legal channels." It says God loves foreigners, period. The divine love for strangers is presented as a fundamental attribute of God's character, not contingent on human immigration bureaucracy.

These Christian fascist shitheads completely ignore this clear biblical teaching because it demolishes their entire ideological framework. They can't simultaneously claim biblical authority for their policies while openly defying explicit biblical commands to love and care for foreigners.

The Exodus Precedent: When God's People Were "Illegals"

The supreme fucking irony of Christian support for anti-immigration policies is that the foundational narrative of both Judaism and Christianity involves a massive movement of undocumented people crossing borders without government permission. The Israelites' exodus from Egypt and subsequent wandering in the wilderness represents exactly the kind of migration that modern Christian fascists would condemn.

When the Israelites entered the Promised Land, they weren't invited by the existing governments. They weren't processed through legal immigration channels. They were refugees and migrants who displaced existing populations through conquest and settlement. By modern Christian nationalist logic, God was commanding his people to engage in illegal immigration and foreign invasion.

The biblical narrative consistently presents God as siding with displaced persons, refugees, and foreigners. From Abraham's migration to Canaan to the holy family's flight to Egypt to escape Herod's persecution, scripture repeatedly portrays migration as part of God's providential plan. Yet these pseudo-Christian assholes support policies that would have prevented Mary, Joseph, and infant Jesus from finding refuge in Egypt.

The Prophetic Condemnation of Oppressive Immigration Policies

The Hebrew prophets consistently condemn the oppression of foreigners alongside other vulnerable populations. Isaiah 1:17 commands:

לִמְדוּ הֵיטֵב דִּרְשׁוּ מִשְׁפָּט אַשְּׁרוּ חָמוֹץ שִׁפְטוּ יָתוֹם רִיבוּ אַלְמָנָה

"Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow."

The Hebrew word chamots (חָמוֹץ) refers to those who are oppressed or wronged, including foreigners who lack legal protection. The prophetic tradition consistently links the treatment of foreigners with divine judgment on the nation.

Jeremiah 7:5-7 makes this connection explicit:

כִּי אִם־הֵיטֵיב תֵּיטִיבוּ אֶת־דַּרְכֵיכֶם וְאֶת־מַעַלְלֵיכֶם אִם־עָשׂוֹ תַעֲשׂוּ מִשְׁפָּט בֵּין אִישׁ וּבֵין רֵעֵהוּ גֵר יָתוֹם וְאַלְמָנָה לֹא תַעֲשֹׁקוּ וְדָם נָקִי אַל־תִּשְׁפְּכוּ בַּמָּקוֹם הַזֶּה

"If you really change your ways and your actions and deal with each other justly, if you do not oppress the foreigner, the fatherless, or the widow and do not shed innocent blood in this place..."

The prophet explicitly links the nation's spiritual health to its treatment of foreigners. Oppressing the ger is presented as a fundamental violation of divine will that invites judgment.

These Christian fascist fuckwads ignore this entire prophetic tradition because it completely undermines their political agenda. They can't claim biblical authority while openly defying prophetic condemnation of their policies.

The New Testament's Radical Hospitality

The New Testament doesn't retreat from the Hebrew Bible's emphasis on welcoming strangers; it radicalizes it. Jesus himself was a refugee (Matthew 2:13-15), and his teachings consistently emphasize radical hospitality toward outsiders.

In Matthew 25:31-46, Jesus explicitly identifies himself with strangers:

ξένος ἤμην καὶ συνηγάγετέ με

"I was a stranger and you welcomed me."

The Greek word xenos (ξένος) refers to foreigners, strangers, and those from other places. Jesus doesn't qualify this statement by saying "I was a legal immigrant" or "I was a documented alien." He identifies himself with strangers and makes welcoming them a criterion for divine judgment.

The author of Hebrews reinforces this theme in 13:2:

τῆς φιλοξενίας μὴ ἐπιλανθάνεσθε· διὰ ταύτης γὰρ ἔλαθόν τινες ξενίσαντες ἀγγέλους

"Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it."

The Greek word philoxenia (φιλοξενία) literally means "love of strangers" or "hospitality to foreigners." This isn't a suggestion; it's a command. Christians are ordered to love strangers, not to support policies that terrorize them.

The Theological Perversion of Christian Nationalism

Christian fascist support for anti-immigration policies represents a fundamental theological perversion that transforms the gospel from good news for the marginalized into a tool of oppression for the powerful. These heretical cocksuckers have created a false gospel that worships whiteness, American exceptionalism, and state power rather than the God revealed in Jesus Christ.

Their selective biblical interpretation reveals the intellectual dishonesty at the heart of their movement. They cherry-pick verses that seem to support governmental authority while ignoring the overwhelming biblical emphasis on caring for strangers, foreigners, and displaced persons. This isn't biblical Christianity; it's white supremacist ideology wrapped in religious language.

The Greek word pseudochristos (ψευδόχριστος) means "false Christ," and these Christian nationalist movements represent exactly this phenomenon. They claim to follow Jesus while advocating policies that Jesus would have condemned. They worship a false Christ of their own creation—a white, American, politically conservative deity who shares their prejudices rather than challenging them.

The Historical Precedent of Theological Manipulation

This manipulation of scripture to justify oppression isn't new. American Christians used biblical interpretation to defend slavery, arguing that the curse of Ham (Genesis 9:20-27) justified the enslavement of Africans. They cited Paul's letter to Philemon and various Levitical laws to claim divine sanction for human bondage.

Southern Baptist churches split from their northern counterparts specifically to defend the theological compatibility of Christianity and slavery. They developed elaborate hermeneutical frameworks to explain why biblical commands about loving neighbors and caring for the oppressed didn't apply to enslaved persons.

The same theological methodology that defended slavery now defends anti-immigration policies. These Christian fascist shitheads use identical interpretive strategies: selective verse quotation, historical decontextualization, and the subordination of clear biblical commands to political convenience.

The Prophetic Response to Christian Fascism

The biblical prophetic tradition provides the theological framework for responding to Christian fascist manipulation of scripture. The prophets consistently condemned religious leaders who perverted divine teaching to serve political power and economic interests.

Ezekiel 22:25-29 delivers a scathing condemnation that applies perfectly to modern Christian nationalist leaders:

קֶשֶׁר נְבִיאֶיהָ בְתוֹכָהּ כַּאֲרִי שׁוֹאֵג טֹרֵף טָרֶף נֶפֶשׁ אָכָלוּ חֹסֶן וִיקָר יִקָּחוּ אַלְמְנוֹתֶיהָ הִרְבּוּ בְתוֹכָהּ

"There is a conspiracy of her prophets within her like a roaring lion tearing its prey; they devour people, take treasures and precious things and make many widows within her."

These false prophets—modern Christian nationalist leaders—devour people through their support for oppressive policies while enriching themselves through political power and religious manipulation.

The authentic Christian response to immigration must be grounded in biblical teaching about welcoming strangers, caring for the vulnerable, and challenging systems of oppression. This means opposing detention camps, family separation, deportation forces, and all other policies that terrorize immigrant communities.

The Eschatological Vision of Divine Justice

The biblical vision of God's kingdom stands in stark contrast to the Christian fascist agenda. Revelation 7:9-10 presents the ultimate divine community:

καὶ εἶδον, καὶ ἰδοὺ ὄχλος πολύς, ὃν ἀριθμῆσαι αὐτὸν οὐδεὶς ἐδύνατο, ἐκ παντὸς ἔθνους καὶ φυλῶν καὶ λαῶν καὶ γλωσσῶν

"After this I looked, and there before me was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language."

This eschatological vision presents diversity as the ultimate expression of divine purpose, not as a threat to be contained through border walls and deportation forces. The Greek phrase ek pantos ethnous (ἐκ παντὸς ἔθνους) means "from every nation/people group"—including those that Christian fascists would exclude from their white nationalist theocracy.

The kingdom of God is inherently multicultural, multilingual, and multinational. Christian support for policies that exclude foreigners represents a fundamental rejection of this divine vision.

The Moral Imperative of Theological Resistance

Authentic Christianity demands resistance to the theological manipulation that undergirds Christian fascist immigration policies. This resistance must be both intellectual and practical, challenging false biblical interpretation while advocating for policies that reflect genuine biblical values.

Christians who understand scripture's clear teaching about welcoming strangers have a moral obligation to oppose the heretical bastardization of their faith. This means calling out the theological illiteracy of Christian nationalist leaders, supporting immigrant communities, and working to dismantle the systems of oppression that terrorize vulnerable populations.

The Greek word apostasia (ἀποστασία) means "falling away" or "apostasy," and Christian fascist manipulation of immigration theology represents exactly this phenomenon. These pseudo-Christian movements have fallen away from authentic biblical faith into idolatrous worship of whiteness, nationalism, and political power.

Authentic Christians must choose between the false gospel of Christian nationalism and the radical gospel of Jesus Christ. They cannot serve both the God revealed in scripture and the fascist agenda that perverts divine teaching to justify oppression.

The time for theological neutrality has passed. The battle for the soul of American Christianity is being fought over immigration policy, and the stakes couldn't be higher. Will Christianity be a religion of radical hospitality that welcomes strangers and challenges oppression, or will it become a tool of fascist manipulation that terrorizes the vulnerable while blessing the powerful?

The Hebrew prophet Micah provides the ultimate test: וּמָה־יְהוָה דּוֹרֵשׁ מִמְּךָ כִּי אִם־עֲשׂוֹת מִשְׁפָּט וְאַהֲבַת חֶסֶד וְהַצְנֵעַ לֶכֶת עִם־אֱלֹהֶיךָ "What does the Lord require of you but to do justice, love kindness, and walk humbly with your God?" (Micah 6:8).

Christian fascist immigration policies fail this fundamental test. They neither do justice nor love kindness toward strangers and foreigners. They represent the antithesis of biblical faith—a heretical perversion that transforms the gospel from good news for the marginalized into bad news for anyone who doesn't fit the white nationalist template.

The choice is clear: follow the biblical mandate to welcome strangers and love foreigners, or continue supporting the fascist agenda that perverts scripture to justify oppression. There is no middle ground, no theological compromise, no way to serve both Christ and the Christian nationalist machine.

These Christian fascist fuckwads have revealed their true allegiance, and it isn't to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. It's to the false idol of white supremacist Christianity that worships power rather than practicing love, that builds walls rather than welcoming strangers, that terrorizes the vulnerable rather than protecting the oppressed.

The biblical witness is clear, the prophetic tradition is unambiguous, and the teaching of Jesus is explicit: God's people are commanded to welcome strangers, love foreigners, and challenge systems that oppress the vulnerable. Any Christianity that fails this test isn't Christianity at all—it's apostasy wrapped in religious language, heresy disguised as orthodoxy, and fascism masquerading as faith.

The time has come to call this theological bullshit what it is: a complete fucking betrayal of everything the Bible actually teaches about how God's people should treat strangers and foreigners. These Christian fascist assholes can go straight to hell with their perverted gospel of exclusion, oppression, and nationalist idolatry.

Conclusion

So when some braindead Nazi-wannabe Christian Nationalist fuckwit spews their bullshit about the Bible supporting deportation, Trump's immigration clusterfuck, and demonizing "illegals"—tell that asshole to GET FUCKED, and tell ‘em Wendy told you so. And then send them to me. Ill educate these brain-dead fuckwits. These dipshits have zero fucking clue what they're regurgitating because their entire worldview gets spoonfed by some ignorant-ass pastor who couldn't exegete his way out of a goddamn paper bag. Their biblical illiteracy is fucking staggering—they've weaponized scripture they've never actually studied, twisting ancient texts about hospitality and justice into nationalist propaganda. These theological fraudsters bastardize Christianity while knowing jackshit about Hebrew concepts of ger (sojourner) or nokri (foreigner).

The authentic Christian response is clear: welcome the stranger, love the foreigner, challenge the oppressor, and resist the false prophets who would transform the gospel into a tool of fascist manipulation. Anything less is theological apostasy and moral cowardice.

SMH….

Citations

1. Jewish Publication Society, 2001 “JPS Hebrew-English TANAKH”

2. Steinsaltz. 1989 “The Talmud, The Steinsaltz Edition”

3. Zondevan. 2011. “The Zondervan Greek Interlinear”