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TL;DR: These pseudo-Christian fascist fuckwads are weaponizing butchered biblical interpretation to justify their racist immigration policies while completely ignoring what the fucking text actually says about welcoming strangers.
There's a special kind of intellectual and spiritual bankruptcy reserved for those who claim to follow Jesus Christ while simultaneously advocating for policies that would make the Pharisees blush with shame. These aren't Christiansโthey're heretical imposters using bastardized biblical interpretation to construct a fascist theocracy wrapped in the flag and clutching a cross. And their manipulation of scripture regarding immigration isn't just theologically illiterate bullshit; it's a deliberate perversion of divine mandate that reveals the rotting core of American Christian nationalism.
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The Great Biblical Mindfuck: When Scripture Becomes State Propaganda
Let's start with the fundamental fucking problem: these Christian fascist dick suckers have turned the Bible into a weapon of mass manipulation rather than treating it as what it actually isโa complex collection of texts requiring careful exegesis, historical context, and honest hermeneutical engagement. When some mouth-breathing evangelical dipshit quotes Romans 13 to justify ICE agents terrorizing families at elementary schools, they're not engaging in biblical scholarship; they're performing state-sanctioned theological masturbation.
The Hebrew text of Leviticus 19:33-34 couldn't be clearer in its mandate:
ืึฐืึดืึพืึธืืึผืจ ืึดืชึฐึผืึธ ืึตึผืจ ืึฐึผืึทืจึฐืฆึฐืึถื ืึนื ืชืึนื ืึผ ืึนืชืึน ืึฐึผืึถืึฐืจึธื ืึดืึถึผื ืึดืึฐืึถื ืึธืึถื ืึทืึตึผืจ ืึทืึธึผืจ ืึดืชึฐึผืึถื ืึฐืึธืึทืึฐืชึธึผ ืืึน ืึธึผืืึนืึธ ืึดึผืึพืึตืจึดืื ืึฑืึดืืชึถื ืึฐึผืึถืจึถืฅ ืึดืฆึฐืจึธืึดื
"When a stranger resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The stranger residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were strangers in Egypt."
The Hebrew verb gur (ืึผืึผืจ) means to dwell, reside, or live temporarily or permanently in a place. It doesn't carry any implication of legal permission, documentation, or government approval because such concepts didn't fucking exist in the ancient Near East. The command is absolute: treat the ger (stranger/foreigner) as your own people. Period. Full stop. No exceptions, no qualifications, no bureaucratic bullshit.
But these Christian nationalist cocksuckers have twisted this clear divine mandate into some perverted justification for family separation, detention camps, and deportation forces. They've taken a text that explicitly commands love and protection for foreigners and somehow made it support policies that would make Heinrich Himmler proud. Which is why they are all a bunch of fuckwad nazi bitches.
Romans 13 and the Fascist Fantasy
When these theological terrorists invoke Romans 13:1-7, they reveal their complete ignorance of both biblical scholarship and historical context. Paul's letter to the Romans, written around 57 CE, contains this passage:
ฮ แพถฯฮฑ ฯฯ ฯแฝด แผฮพฮฟฯ ฯฮฏฮฑฮนฯ แฝฯฮตฯฮตฯฮฟฯฯฮฑฮนฯ แฝฯฮฟฯฮฑฯฯฮญฯฮธฯยท ฮฟแฝ ฮณแฝฐฯ แผฯฯฮนฮฝ แผฮพฮฟฯ ฯฮฏฮฑ ฮตแผฐ ฮผแฝด แฝฯแฝธ ฮธฮตฮฟแฟฆ, ฮฑแผฑ ฮดแฝฒ ฮฟแฝฯฮฑฮน แฝฯแฝธ ฮธฮตฮฟแฟฆ ฯฮตฯฮฑฮณฮผฮญฮฝฮฑฮน ฮตแผฐฯฮฏฮฝ
"Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God."
These fascist fuckheads use this verse to claim that God has ordained the Trump administration's immigration policies, completely ignoring the historical reality that Paul was giving practical advice to a vulnerable religious minority in the heart of the Roman Empire. Paul wasn't establishing universal theological principles about government authority; he was telling a persecuted community to keep their fucking heads down and not give the Romans additional reasons to massacre them. Government authority did NOT fucking exist in the time of Paul. To all the Christian Nationalist shitsmears who are reading this, PAY FUCKING ATTENTION.
The Greek word แฝฯฮฟฯฮฌฯฯฯ (hypotasso) doesn't mean blind obedience to every government decree. It means recognizing the reality of power structures while maintaining your moral integrity. Paul himself repeatedly violated Roman law when it conflicted with his religious convictions, demonstrating that this passage isn't a blank check for governmental authority.
But here's the beautiful fucking irony: if Romans 13 means Christians must always obey governing authorities because they're divinely ordained, then these Christian nationalist assholes should have been supporting Obama's DACA program, Bush's immigration policies, and every other administration's approach to foreign residents. Instead, they only invoke Romans 13 when it supports their preferred political outcomes, revealing their ass eating hypocrisy.
The Deuteronomic Mandate They Conveniently Ignore
Deuteronomy 10:17-19 delivers another devastating blow to Christian fascist immigration theology:
ืึดึผื ืึฐืืึธื ืึฑืึนืึตืืึถื ืืึผื ืึฑืึนืึตื ืึธืึฑืึนืึดืื ืึทืึฒืึนื ึตื ืึธืึฒืึนื ึดืื ืึธืึตื ืึทืึธึผืึนื ืึทืึดึผืึนึผืจ ืึฐืึทื ึผืึนืจึธื ืึฒืฉึถืืจ ืึนืึพืึดืฉึธึผืื ืคึธื ึดืื ืึฐืึนื ืึดืงึทึผื ืฉึนืืึทื ืขึนืฉึถืื ืึดืฉึฐืืคึทึผื ืึธืชืึนื ืึฐืึทืึฐืึธื ึธื ืึฐืึนืึตื ืึตึผืจ ืึธืชึถืช ืืึน ืึถืึถื ืึฐืฉึดืืึฐืึธื ืึทืึฒืึทืึฐืชึถึผื ืึถืชึพืึทืึตึผืจ ืึดึผืึพืึตืจึดืื ืึฑืึดืืชึถื ืึฐึผืึถืจึถืฅ ืึดืฆึฐืจึธืึดื
"For the Lord your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes. He defends the cause of the fatherless and the widow, and loves the foreigner residing among you, giving them food and clothing. And you are to love those foreigners, for you yourselves were foreigners in Egypt."
This passage explicitly states that God loves the ger (foreigner) and provides for their basic needs. The text doesn't say "God loves properly documented foreigners who entered through legal channels." It says God loves foreigners, period. The divine love for strangers is presented as a fundamental attribute of God's character, not contingent on human immigration bureaucracy.
These Christian fascist shitheads completely ignore this clear biblical teaching because it demolishes their entire ideological framework. They can't simultaneously claim biblical authority for their policies while openly defying explicit biblical commands to love and care for foreigners.
The Exodus Precedent: When God's People Were "Illegals"
The supreme fucking irony of Christian support for anti-immigration policies is that the foundational narrative of both Judaism and Christianity involves a massive movement of undocumented people crossing borders without government permission. The Israelites' exodus from Egypt and subsequent wandering in the wilderness represents exactly the kind of migration that modern Christian fascists would condemn.
When the Israelites entered the Promised Land, they weren't invited by the existing governments. They weren't processed through legal immigration channels. They were refugees and migrants who displaced existing populations through conquest and settlement. By modern Christian nationalist logic, God was commanding his people to engage in illegal immigration and foreign invasion.
The biblical narrative consistently presents God as siding with displaced persons, refugees, and foreigners. From Abraham's migration to Canaan to the holy family's flight to Egypt to escape Herod's persecution, scripture repeatedly portrays migration as part of God's providential plan. Yet these pseudo-Christian assholes support policies that would have prevented Mary, Joseph, and infant Jesus from finding refuge in Egypt.
The Prophetic Condemnation of Oppressive Immigration Policies
The Hebrew prophets consistently condemn the oppression of foreigners alongside other vulnerable populations. Isaiah 1:17 commands:
ืึดืึฐืืึผ ืึตืืึตื ืึดึผืจึฐืฉืืึผ ืึดืฉึฐืืคึธึผื ืึทืฉึฐึผืืจืึผ ืึธืืึนืฅ ืฉึดืืคึฐืืึผ ืึธืชืึนื ืจึดืืืึผ ืึทืึฐืึธื ึธื
"Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow."
The Hebrew word chamots (ืึธืืึนืฅ) refers to those who are oppressed or wronged, including foreigners who lack legal protection. The prophetic tradition consistently links the treatment of foreigners with divine judgment on the nation.
Jeremiah 7:5-7 makes this connection explicit:
ืึดึผื ืึดืึพืึตืืึตืื ืชึตึผืืึดืืืึผ ืึถืชึพืึทึผืจึฐืึตืืึถื ืึฐืึถืชึพืึทืขึทืึฐืึตืืึถื ืึดืึพืขึธืฉืืึน ืชึทืขึฒืฉืืึผ ืึดืฉึฐืืคึธึผื ืึตึผืื ืึดืืฉื ืึผืึตืื ืจึตืขึตืืึผ ืึตืจ ืึธืชืึนื ืึฐืึทืึฐืึธื ึธื ืึนื ืชึทืขึฒืฉึนืืงืึผ ืึฐืึธื ื ึธืงึดื ืึทืึพืชึดึผืฉึฐืืคึฐึผืืึผ ืึทึผืึธึผืงืึนื ืึทืึถึผื
"If you really change your ways and your actions and deal with each other justly, if you do not oppress the foreigner, the fatherless, or the widow and do not shed innocent blood in this place..."
The prophet explicitly links the nation's spiritual health to its treatment of foreigners. Oppressing the ger is presented as a fundamental violation of divine will that invites judgment.
These Christian fascist fuckwads ignore this entire prophetic tradition because it completely undermines their political agenda. They can't claim biblical authority while openly defying prophetic condemnation of their policies.
The New Testament's Radical Hospitality
The New Testament doesn't retreat from the Hebrew Bible's emphasis on welcoming strangers; it radicalizes it. Jesus himself was a refugee (Matthew 2:13-15), and his teachings consistently emphasize radical hospitality toward outsiders.
In Matthew 25:31-46, Jesus explicitly identifies himself with strangers:
ฮพฮญฮฝฮฟฯ แผคฮผฮทฮฝ ฮบฮฑแฝถ ฯฯ ฮฝฮทฮณฮฌฮณฮตฯฮญ ฮผฮต
"I was a stranger and you welcomed me."
The Greek word xenos (ฮพฮญฮฝฮฟฯ) refers to foreigners, strangers, and those from other places. Jesus doesn't qualify this statement by saying "I was a legal immigrant" or "I was a documented alien." He identifies himself with strangers and makes welcoming them a criterion for divine judgment.
The author of Hebrews reinforces this theme in 13:2:
ฯแฟฯ ฯฮนฮปฮฟฮพฮตฮฝฮฏฮฑฯ ฮผแฝด แผฯฮนฮปฮฑฮฝฮธฮฌฮฝฮตฯฮธฮตยท ฮดฮนแฝฐ ฯฮฑฯฯฮทฯ ฮณแฝฐฯ แผฮปฮฑฮธฯฮฝ ฯฮนฮฝฮตฯ ฮพฮตฮฝฮฏฯฮฑฮฝฯฮตฯ แผฮณฮณฮญฮปฮฟฯ ฯ
"Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it."
The Greek word philoxenia (ฯฮนฮปฮฟฮพฮตฮฝฮฏฮฑ) literally means "love of strangers" or "hospitality to foreigners." This isn't a suggestion; it's a command. Christians are ordered to love strangers, not to support policies that terrorize them.
The Theological Perversion of Christian Nationalism
Christian fascist support for anti-immigration policies represents a fundamental theological perversion that transforms the gospel from good news for the marginalized into a tool of oppression for the powerful. These heretical cocksuckers have created a false gospel that worships whiteness, American exceptionalism, and state power rather than the God revealed in Jesus Christ.
Their selective biblical interpretation reveals the intellectual dishonesty at the heart of their movement. They cherry-pick verses that seem to support governmental authority while ignoring the overwhelming biblical emphasis on caring for strangers, foreigners, and displaced persons. This isn't biblical Christianity; it's white supremacist ideology wrapped in religious language.
The Greek word pseudochristos (ฯฮตฯ ฮดฯฯฯฮนฯฯฮฟฯ) means "false Christ," and these Christian nationalist movements represent exactly this phenomenon. They claim to follow Jesus while advocating policies that Jesus would have condemned. They worship a false Christ of their own creationโa white, American, politically conservative deity who shares their prejudices rather than challenging them.
The Historical Precedent of Theological Manipulation
This manipulation of scripture to justify oppression isn't new. American Christians used biblical interpretation to defend slavery, arguing that the curse of Ham (Genesis 9:20-27) justified the enslavement of Africans. They cited Paul's letter to Philemon and various Levitical laws to claim divine sanction for human bondage.
Southern Baptist churches split from their northern counterparts specifically to defend the theological compatibility of Christianity and slavery. They developed elaborate hermeneutical frameworks to explain why biblical commands about loving neighbors and caring for the oppressed didn't apply to enslaved persons.
The same theological methodology that defended slavery now defends anti-immigration policies. These Christian fascist shitheads use identical interpretive strategies: selective verse quotation, historical decontextualization, and the subordination of clear biblical commands to political convenience.
The Prophetic Response to Christian Fascism
The biblical prophetic tradition provides the theological framework for responding to Christian fascist manipulation of scripture. The prophets consistently condemned religious leaders who perverted divine teaching to serve political power and economic interests.
Ezekiel 22:25-29 delivers a scathing condemnation that applies perfectly to modern Christian nationalist leaders:
ืงึถืฉึถืืจ ื ึฐืึดืืึถืืึธ ืึฐืชืึนืึธืึผ ืึทึผืึฒืจึดื ืฉืืึนืึตื ืึนืจึตืฃ ืึธืจึถืฃ ื ึถืคึถืฉื ืึธืึธืืึผ ืึนืกึถื ืึดืืงึธืจ ืึดืงึธึผืืึผ ืึทืึฐืึฐื ืึนืชึถืืึธ ืึดืจึฐืึผืึผ ืึฐืชืึนืึธืึผ
"There is a conspiracy of her prophets within her like a roaring lion tearing its prey; they devour people, take treasures and precious things and make many widows within her."
These false prophetsโmodern Christian nationalist leadersโdevour people through their support for oppressive policies while enriching themselves through political power and religious manipulation.
The authentic Christian response to immigration must be grounded in biblical teaching about welcoming strangers, caring for the vulnerable, and challenging systems of oppression. This means opposing detention camps, family separation, deportation forces, and all other policies that terrorize immigrant communities.
The Eschatological Vision of Divine Justice
The biblical vision of God's kingdom stands in stark contrast to the Christian fascist agenda. Revelation 7:9-10 presents the ultimate divine community:
ฮบฮฑแฝถ ฮตแผถฮดฮฟฮฝ, ฮบฮฑแฝถ แผฐฮดฮฟแฝบ แฝฯฮปฮฟฯ ฯฮฟฮปฯฯ, แฝฮฝ แผฯฮนฮธฮผแฟฯฮฑฮน ฮฑแฝฯแฝธฮฝ ฮฟแฝฮดฮตแฝถฯ แผฮดฯฮฝฮฑฯฮฟ, แผฮบ ฯฮฑฮฝฯแฝธฯ แผฮธฮฝฮฟฯ ฯ ฮบฮฑแฝถ ฯฯ ฮปแฟถฮฝ ฮบฮฑแฝถ ฮปฮฑแฟถฮฝ ฮบฮฑแฝถ ฮณฮปฯฯฯแฟถฮฝ
"After this I looked, and there before me was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language."
This eschatological vision presents diversity as the ultimate expression of divine purpose, not as a threat to be contained through border walls and deportation forces. The Greek phrase ek pantos ethnous (แผฮบ ฯฮฑฮฝฯแฝธฯ แผฮธฮฝฮฟฯ ฯ) means "from every nation/people group"โincluding those that Christian fascists would exclude from their white nationalist theocracy.
The kingdom of God is inherently multicultural, multilingual, and multinational. Christian support for policies that exclude foreigners represents a fundamental rejection of this divine vision.
The Moral Imperative of Theological Resistance
Authentic Christianity demands resistance to the theological manipulation that undergirds Christian fascist immigration policies. This resistance must be both intellectual and practical, challenging false biblical interpretation while advocating for policies that reflect genuine biblical values.
Christians who understand scripture's clear teaching about welcoming strangers have a moral obligation to oppose the heretical bastardization of their faith. This means calling out the theological illiteracy of Christian nationalist leaders, supporting immigrant communities, and working to dismantle the systems of oppression that terrorize vulnerable populations.
The Greek word apostasia (แผฯฮฟฯฯฮฑฯฮฏฮฑ) means "falling away" or "apostasy," and Christian fascist manipulation of immigration theology represents exactly this phenomenon. These pseudo-Christian movements have fallen away from authentic biblical faith into idolatrous worship of whiteness, nationalism, and political power.
Authentic Christians must choose between the false gospel of Christian nationalism and the radical gospel of Jesus Christ. They cannot serve both the God revealed in scripture and the fascist agenda that perverts divine teaching to justify oppression.
The time for theological neutrality has passed. The battle for the soul of American Christianity is being fought over immigration policy, and the stakes couldn't be higher. Will Christianity be a religion of radical hospitality that welcomes strangers and challenges oppression, or will it become a tool of fascist manipulation that terrorizes the vulnerable while blessing the powerful?
The Hebrew prophet Micah provides the ultimate test: ืึผืึธืึพืึฐืืึธื ืึผืึนืจึตืฉื ืึดืึฐึผืึธ ืึดึผื ืึดืึพืขึฒืฉืืึนืช ืึดืฉึฐืืคึธึผื ืึฐืึทืึฒืึทืช ืึถืกึถื ืึฐืึทืฆึฐื ึตืขึท ืึถืึถืช ืขึดืึพืึฑืึนืึถืืึธ "What does the Lord require of you but to do justice, love kindness, and walk humbly with your God?" (Micah 6:8).
Christian fascist immigration policies fail this fundamental test. They neither do justice nor love kindness toward strangers and foreigners. They represent the antithesis of biblical faithโa heretical perversion that transforms the gospel from good news for the marginalized into bad news for anyone who doesn't fit the white nationalist template.
The choice is clear: follow the biblical mandate to welcome strangers and love foreigners, or continue supporting the fascist agenda that perverts scripture to justify oppression. There is no middle ground, no theological compromise, no way to serve both Christ and the Christian nationalist machine.
These Christian fascist fuckwads have revealed their true allegiance, and it isn't to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. It's to the false idol of white supremacist Christianity that worships power rather than practicing love, that builds walls rather than welcoming strangers, that terrorizes the vulnerable rather than protecting the oppressed.
The biblical witness is clear, the prophetic tradition is unambiguous, and the teaching of Jesus is explicit: God's people are commanded to welcome strangers, love foreigners, and challenge systems that oppress the vulnerable. Any Christianity that fails this test isn't Christianity at allโit's apostasy wrapped in religious language, heresy disguised as orthodoxy, and fascism masquerading as faith.
The time has come to call this theological bullshit what it is: a complete fucking betrayal of everything the Bible actually teaches about how God's people should treat strangers and foreigners. These Christian fascist assholes can go straight to hell with their perverted gospel of exclusion, oppression, and nationalist idolatry.
Conclusion
So when some braindead Nazi-wannabe Christian Nationalist fuckwit spews their bullshit about the Bible supporting deportation, Trump's immigration clusterfuck, and demonizing "illegals"โtell that asshole to GET FUCKED, and tell โem Wendy told you so. And then send them to me. Ill educate these brain-dead fuckwits. These dipshits have zero fucking clue what they're regurgitating because their entire worldview gets spoonfed by some ignorant-ass pastor who couldn't exegete his way out of a goddamn paper bag. Their biblical illiteracy is fucking staggeringโthey've weaponized scripture they've never actually studied, twisting ancient texts about hospitality and justice into nationalist propaganda. These theological fraudsters bastardize Christianity while knowing jackshit about Hebrew concepts of ger (sojourner) or nokri (foreigner).
The authentic Christian response is clear: welcome the stranger, love the foreigner, challenge the oppressor, and resist the false prophets who would transform the gospel into a tool of fascist manipulation. Anything less is theological apostasy and moral cowardice.
SMHโฆ.
Citations
Jewish Publication Society, 2001 โJPS Hebrew-English TANAKHโ
Steinsaltz. 1989 โThe Talmud, The Steinsaltz Editionโ
Zondevan. 2011. โThe Zondervan Greek Interlinearโ
I was raised in fundamentalist Baptist churches (General Association of Regular Baptist Churches) as a child. Social justice was never preached, and the only prophetic text used was Revelation to assure us that trouble in the Middle East meant Jesus would be returning any day and we would burn in hell if we werenโt โright with God.โ They used Isaiah and a few other places for Christmas and Easter to show Jesus fulfilled prophecy, but the rest of the books were mostly ignored.
When I ended up only finding Southern Baptist churches when I moved to Missouri, the teaching was much more radical (but I had actually been kind of absent from church for almost two years). I am not sure how long it had been that way, but from the pulpit and in Bible studies they were advocating for changing US law to the OT law (because โGod created us and knows the laws that would serve us bestโ), the end of voting rights for women, and the social safety net being turned to block grants given to churches to administer. On the OT law, the deacon who preached that sermon observed that adolescent rebellion would end quickly after the first few stonings, and I donโt remember who was preaching the safety net one, but they gleefully discussed being able to control sinners by withholding money to anyone โin sin,โ and how much church attendance would skyrocket because people would believe churches they attended would be more willing to help them. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
That church absolutely horrified me, though there were a few very sweet decent people in it. I am not sure how they felt about some of these teachings.
It took a Sunday School at my husbandโs church reading word for word through prophecy (which by this time I was afraid to read because it was twisted so badly out of context in sermons my whole life I believed it was not understandable) for me to finally hear Godโs definition of justice. It was life-changing.
I removed the crucifix necklace that I've been wearing for 40 years. This is my silent protest against those "cristites" (not Christians) who loudly proclaim their holiness and righteousness with their own bejeweled crosses. I've replaced it with a pelican, an ancient feminine representation of Christ serving others by plucking her breast to feed her young. That is what my faith compels me to do, to see Christ in others and serve them.
Namaste: The divine in me sees the divine in you.