So, I Sat For the Carney & Trump Meeting: And All I Got Was a Stupid TShirt

Donald McStinkface hosted his first meeting with newly-elected Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney in a display of diplomatic buffoonery that'd make a kindergarten playground look sophisticated. While Carney attempted to establish professional rapport, Trumpy McButtface doubled down on his delusional fantasy of absorbing Canada as America's 51st state and refused to budge on punishing tariffs that are choking Canadian businesses.