Tariff Survival Guide: What Donny McShitface Doesn't Want You to Know

Welcome to the no-bullshit, comprehensive breakdown of how to survive Trump's tariff tantrum. While the rest of America gets fed watered-down analysis and meaningless market predictions, you—my premium subscribers—get the unfiltered truth about what's coming and how to protect yourself from the economic shitstorm Trumpy McDungface just unleashed.

The Tariff Timeline: When Your Industry Gets Fucked

Let's cut straight to it—here's when specific product categories will feel the crushing weight of the 125% China tariffs:

Immediate Impact (First 30 Days)

Electronics and consumer tech will be hit first and hardest. That means smartphones, laptops, and gaming consoles are about to get absurdly expensive. Apple has already quietly begun shifting production lines, but they can't move fast enough to avoid a 15-22% price increase across their product range.

According to supply chain analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, "Companies like Apple face an impossible choice: absorb massive margin hits or pass costs to cons…