Tesla CyberTruck: DeathTruck, The Truck That Eats People

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When Tesla announced the Cybertruck back in 2019, it felt like the world was staring at something out of a dystopian sci-fi movie. The angular design, the "bulletproof" glass (lol, more on that later), and Elon Musk’s usual f*kcing over-the-top promises had people buzzing. Fast forward to today, and it’s fair to say that the Cybertruck hasn’t just fallen short of expectations—it’s been an absolute s**tshow. Let’s unpack why this so-called revolution in automotive engineering has turned into a slow-motion trainwreck, from botched designs to dangerous oversights and the lawsuits that are inevitably on the horizon.

1. The Design: A Meme That Got Real

First things first, the Cybertruck looks f*kcing ridiculous. Sure, the edgy, polygonal aesthetic grabbed attention, but functionally? It’s a nightmare. Designers, engineers, and even the average Joe who’s tri…