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The Cybertruck: A Modern Death Trap That Makes the Ford Pinto Look Like a Safety Icon
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The Cybertruck: A Modern Death Trap That Makes the Ford Pinto Look Like a Safety Icon

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Listen up, because this is important as hell: We're about to dive into why Tesla's monstrosity, the Cybertruck, isn't just an eyesore – it's a goddamn menace to society that makes the infamous Ford Pinto look like a damn safety pioneer. And that's saying something, considering the Pinto was basically a four-wheeled Molotov cocktail.

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