The Cybertruck: A Modern Death Trap That Makes the Ford Pinto Look Like a Safety Icon

Listen up, because this is important as hell: We're about to dive into why Tesla's monstrosity, the Cybertruck, isn't just an eyesore – it's a goddamn menace to society that makes the infamous Ford Pinto look like a damn safety pioneer. And that's saying something, considering the Pinto was basically a four-wheeled Molotov cocktail.

The Pinto's Legacy: Setting the Bar for Automotive Disasters

Let's get something straight: The Ford Pinto was an absolute nightmare. This 1970s death trap became notorious because its fuel tank could rupture in a rear-end collision, turning the car into a fireball faster than you could say "class action lawsuit." Ford's internal memo showing they calculated it was cheaper to pay settlements for deaths than fix the problem became a textbook example of corporate evil. They valued human life at $200,000 per death, while the fi…