The Death Spiral of DHS: Kristi Noem is Turning The DHS Into a Cheap Skin Fuck Flick

You know what keeps me up at night: How do we rebuild a nation's security apparatus after it's been systematically dismantled by ideological zealots who mistake cruelty for competence?

The rot and disgust of institutional collapse hangs heavy in the air around the Department of Homeland Security these days, thick as smoke from a burning building that nobody seems willing to acknowledge is on fire. Secretary Kristi “fuckpuppet” Noem, the woman who once bragged about shooting her own dog, has now turned her sights on something far more consequential—the very foundation of America's domestic security infrastructure. And just like that poor puppy, DHS is bleeding out in real time while she stands over it with a fucking smoking gun.

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Senator Chris Murphy's words echo through the marble halls of Congress like a death knell: "Your department is out of control. You are spending like you don't have a budget. You're on the verge of running out of money for the fiscal year." These aren't the theatrical dramatics of partisan politics—this is the sound of institutional autopsy, performed in broad daylight while the patient is s…