The Devil You Know: Donald Convict's Time Interview

The stench of delusion and power-hungry madness wafts through every goddamn word of Donny McFartsalot's recent Time magazine interview. After 100 days of his second term—marked by executive action blitzes, constitutional fuckery, economic chaos, and a workforce slashed to bloody ribbons—this walking dumpster fire of a president sat down to spew verbal sewage that would make even his most ardent supporters question their life choices.

Tariff Insanity: "I Am This Giant Store"

The cognitive dissonance hits you like a freight train when Farty Donaldo attempts to explain his economically disastrous tariff policies. His megalomaniacal comparison of America to a "department store" that he personally owns is enough to make your stomach churn:

"I am this giant store. It's a giant, beautiful store, and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the Am…