The NFL's Digital Dictatorship: How Musk's Influence Told BlueSky to Fuck Off

The National Football League, ever the stubborn titan of American sports, has effectively banned teams from establishing a presence on Bluesky - a move that reeks of Elon Musk's growing influence over professional sports' digital landscape. This development exposes the unholy alliance between the world's richest billionaire and America's most profitable sports league, leaving fans caught in their power-hungry crossfire.

The Musk Mandate

Sources close to the situation suggest Musk's direct involvement in pressuring the NFL to maintain digital exclusivity with X. The billionaire, known for his "fucking love" of manipulating markets through social media, has reportedly leveraged the NFL's multi-year partnership agreement to discourage expansion onto competing platforms. This explains the swift and decisive action when the New England Patriots dared to est…