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The Rambling Decline: Inside Donny McFartsalot's West Point Meltdown
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The Rambling Decline: Inside Donny McFartsalot's West Point Meltdown

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The Cognitive Unraveling Before Our Eyes

The room felt heavy that day at West Point. You could practically taste the discomfort in the air as Donaldo Shitsburger stood at the podium, his words tumbling out like clothes from an overstuffed dryer โ€“ random, tangled, and completely disconnected from one another. The audience shifted uncomfortably in their seats, the wooden chairs creaking under the weight of second-hand embarrassment. The distinct scent of bullshit wafted through the hallowed halls as the former president's speech deteriorated into what can only be described as verbal diarrhea.

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