The Rise and Fall of Vivek Ramaswamy: A Constant Miscalculation That Caused Him to Be an Absolute Pussy.

What happens when you combine blind ambition, tech-bro confidence, and a complete misreading of the political landscape? You get Vivek Ramaswamy's spectacular flame-out in American politics. This isn't just another story of a failed presidential bid - it's a masterclass in how not to transition from business to politics.

Now like most things in his life, which indicate constant failure, Vivek is going to back out of the Department of Government Efficiency. Why? Because this fucker has never succeeded at anything real.

Early Life and Education: The Making of a Self-Proclaimed Wunderkind

Born to immigrant parents in Cincinnati, Ohio, Ramaswamy's early life reads like a conservative fairy tale. He went from playing piano at his Catholic school to landing at Harvard, where he graduated summa cum laude in Biology (he cums loudly?). Then came Yale Law School…