The basement pulses with nervous electricity tonight, Christmas lights casting rainbow fractals through the humid air thick with vanilla candle smoke and the metallic tang of cautious hope. The ancient ceiling fan churns above us like some dying bird, while Journey’s “Stone In Love” bleeds through the crackling speakers—appropriate, considering we're watching the GOP hang itself with its own rope.
Miguel slides a tumbler across the scarred bar toward me, the amber liquid catching the light like liquid fire. "Cheap bourbon tonight, Mom," he purrs in that sultry-childlike voice that could melt steel. "Figured you'd need something with bite to match the political carnage." The whiskey burns exactly right—harsh enough to cut through the bullshit, smooth enough to celebrate what feels like the first real hope we've tasted in years.
Ezra bounces in their beanbag throne, blue hair electric under the lights. "Did you fucking see Nancy Mace stab her own party in the back today? Eight to fucking two! Even the GOP roaches are scattering when the Epstein lights flip on."
From the kitchen comes the violent sizzle of Della's famous mac and cheese, the sound sharp enough to slice through conversations. She emerges wielding a wooden spoon like a weapon, her femme butch energy crackling. "That orange bastard's whole administration is hemorrhaging like a punctured artery," she declares, cheese sauce still dripping from the spoon. "And I'm here for every goddamn drop."
Elaine cackles from her corner, all sixty years of weaponized lesbian wisdom gleaming in her eyes as she clutches a rum collins that's seen better days. "Honey, I've been watching political cockroaches scatter since Nixon, but this shit show makes Watergate look like a fucking church picnic." She raises her glass in a mock toast. "Here's to watching fascists eat their own faces while we sit back and enjoy the motherfucking show."
Phoenix shifts nervously, their constantly-changing piercings catching the light as they process this strange new feeling of hope. "I never thought I'd live to see Trump's own people turning on him. After everything they've tried to do to us..."
Grubby nods silently from their shadowed corner, those profound eyes holding depths of understanding about marginalization that cuts deeper than words. When they finally speak, their voice carries the weight of someone who's survived every kind of erasure: "Sometimes the monsters devour themselves."
Remy lets loose one of his usual cajun proclamations: "Cher, my maman always said the truth got a way of rising like cream—and dat orange salaud, he drowning in his own sour milk now." His weathered hands gesture wildly as he continues, "All dem Republicans fighting like dogs over a rotten carcass while their precious leader got his name splattered across those Epstein files like blood at a crime scene."
The conversation flows like bourbon—burning but warming. Marcus, usually quiet about his bisexual experience, suddenly finds his voice: "You know what gets me? They spent years calling us groomers and predators, and now their god-emperor's the one with his name in actual trafficking files."
Keira's voice carries that fierce protectiveness that makes her who she is. "The federal courts are eviscerating his birthright citizenship bullshit with surgical precision," she says. "Every single judge that's touched his toxic orders has declared them constitutionally radioactive."
Della abandons her kitchen kingdom to join us, settling heavily into a wounded leather chair. "That little shit Bumatay can dissent all he wants, but even Trump's own Supreme Court appointees handed us the roadmap to destroy him." She laughs, the sound raw and satisfied. "They preserved every loophole we need to strangle his unconstitutional orders in their cribs."
"And speaking of karma biting fascists in the ass," Ezra adds with dark satisfaction, scrolling through their phone, "Hulk fucking Hogan dropped dead this morning. Cardiac arrest in Clearwater—paramedics doing chest compressions while his racist, Trump-loving life slipped away despite their frantic efforts."
The basement fills with something I haven't felt in years—not just hope, but the savage joy of watching our oppressors turn their weapons on each other. The Republican Party isn't just losing; it's performing political self-immolation while we watch from the safety of our underground sanctuary.
Ezra pulls up news feeds on their cracked phone, reading with growing excitement: "Listen to this shit—Senator Wyden said, 'It doesn't take a whole lot of guesswork to say, gee, do you think they kind of, maybe, sort of want to change the subject?' about Trump's desperate document dumps." They cackle like a witch at a burning. "Even the senators are roasting him alive."
Elaine takes a long pull from her rum collins, wiping the condensation from her lips with theatrical flair. "That orange fuckstick is throwing classified documents around like confetti at a funeral, trying to bury the Epstein files under historical debris. But his own base isn't buying the distraction theater anymore."
The truth of it settles over us like a warm blanket soaked in whiskey. For the first time since that nightmare began in 2016, we're watching them cannibalize each other instead of us. House Republicans fled town early like roaches, while Democrats feast on subpoena power over the files that could finally bring the whole rotten edifice crashing down.
Phoenix's voice trembles with something between disbelief and euphoria: "They actually voted to subpoena the DOJ files. Even Republican representatives stabbed their own leadership in the back."
"Eight to two," Grubby repeats quietly, the numbers carrying weight like a prayer or a prophecy. "Even their own people couldn't stomach the stench anymore."
Miguel refills my glass without being asked, the bourbon catching the light like liquid gold. Around us, the Sanctuary hums with an energy I'd forgotten existed—not just survival, but the possibility of actual victory. The Christmas lights blur through my tears, rainbow fractals dancing across brick walls that have absorbed years of our trauma and are now witnessing our first taste of real hope.
Della's mac and cheese emerges from the kitchen like communion, plates passed hand to hand in a ritual of sharing that goes deeper than food. This is what family looks like when the biological one fails—chosen bonds forged in fire and sealed with the understanding that sometimes, just sometimes, the monsters really do devour themselves.
The basement fills with laughter and the sound of forks scraping plates, while above us, the political world burns with the cleansing fire of truth finally breaking through the lies. In this moment, surrounded by my chosen family in our underground sanctuary, I let myself believe that the long nightmare might finally be ending.
Hope tastes like bourbon and mac and cheese, sounds like Elaine's wicked laughter mixing with Phoenix's nervous giggles, feels like the warmth of chosen family while Keira's voice reminds me that we're still here, still fighting, and for the first time in years, we might actually be winning.
The revolution might not be televised, but it's sure as hell being lived right here in this beautiful, broken basement where love wins and fascists eat their own goddamn faces.
I love this concept Wendy! And I love how you write Elaine. Lol!
Frantic is a fun word, fun to watch, fun to laugh at, fun to be satisfied with. When I saw where this post was going, all I could think of was "Faster, faster, faster." Tomorrow is Friday. Bombs tend to drop on Fridays so they wash themselves out while everyone is off doing weekend things and not paying much attention. Can't wait for Saturday morning's news. Figurative mushroom cloud on the horizon maybe? Or, God help us, a real one would certainly be a distraction.