The Second-Term Slide: Trump's Honeymoon From Hell Already Crashing and Burning (With No Lube).

Just fifty goddamn days. That's all it took for the wheels to start coming off this circus wagon of an administration. Again. If you're surprised by Trump's approval ratings already taking a nosedive, then you haven't been paying attention to the last eight years of American political life. The man who promised us we'd be "winning so much we'd get tired of winning" is already delivering losses—to the economy, to healthcare, and to whatever shred of dignity this country had left after his first term.

Let's break down this shitshow piece by piece, shall we?

The Numbers Don't Lie (Though Trump Certainly Does)

The latest Emerson College poll paints a picture that should shock absolutely nobody with a functioning brain stem. Trump's approval rating has already dropped from 49% to 47%, while his disapproval has climbed from 41% to 45%. For those keeping score…