The Signal Disaster: American Military Top Secret Plans Shared To The Atlantic

The stench of fucking incompetence wafting from the White House has reached new, nauseating heights. Just when you thought the administration couldn't possibly fuck up any worse, they've gone and accidentally added a goddamn journalist to a top-secret military Signal chat. Not just any journalist, mind you, but Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic – a publication that Donny McDumpstain has repeatedly trashed as "going out of business."

Let that sink in for a moment. The supposed adults in charge of our national security – the ones with their fingers hovering over buttons that could incinerate cities – can't even manage a fucking group chat properly. It's like watching your technologically-challenged grandfather try to figure out FaceTime, except instead of accidentally showing his nostril hairs to the family, he's broadcasting classified war plans.