The Unholy ClusterFuck Asswad: DHS Will Deputize IRS Agents to Support the Mass Deportation

In what can only be described as a damn clusterfuck of epic proportions, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has made perhaps the most batshit proposal of 2025: deputizing IRS agents as immigration enforcement officers. This isn't just scraping the bottom of the barrel – it's drilling through the fucking floor.

The Latest Horror Show: IRS Agents as Immigration Officers

Let's get one thing straight: when your immigration policy is so fundamentally broken that you're trying to turn tax collectors into deportation agents, you've lost the plot entirely. On February 7, Noem sent a letter to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent that reads like a desperate drunk text at 2 AM, basically begging to borrow the department's "qualified law enforcement personnel" (Martinez, J., "DHS Seeks Treasury Support in Immigration Enforcement Push", The Atlantic…