This is How We Fight Back: Finally Fighting Republican Bullshit With Fire and Chuck Schumer

The Setup: Democrats Stop Playing Nice

Holy shit, it's about damn time. After watching Republicans ratfuck the political process for years, Chuck Schumer is finally pulling out the big guns and he is going swing a VERY big dick, and I'm here for every single moment of it. This crafty bastard is about to make every single Republican squirm their privileged asses off during budget proceedings. And while the mainstream media might clutch their pearls about "political theater," let's be real - this is exactly the kind of aggressive strategy Democrats should've been using all along.

The Game Plan: Making Republicans Own Their Corrupt Bullshit

What's Schumer cooking up? He's orchestrating what politicos call a "vote-a-rama" – which sounds like a carnival game but actually represents the first time in ages Democrats have found their spine. He's planning to ram…