Trump ICEs His Own Balls: A Bureaucratic Bloodbath - Trump Can't Deport People Fast Enough, So He Fires Someone

Let me paint you a picture of the absolute shitshow that's unfolding at ICE right now, where Trump's poisonous legacy continues to corrode the very foundations of our immigration system. This isn't just another day of bureaucratic musical chairs – it's a damn tragedy playing out in real-time, with real human consequences.

The Leadership Massacre

Holy hell, where do we even start with this clusterfuck? Vitello, ICE's acting director, just got his ass handed to him in the form of a "reassignment" – because in Washington's cowardly parlance, we can't just call a firing what it is. This bureaucratic execution is just the latest in a string of leadership casualties that's starting to look like a damn Game of Thrones episode, minus the dragons but with all the backstabbing intact.

The truth? The numbers aren't where the higher-ups want them. And by "higher-up…