Trump's Cabinent: Kelly Loeffler Went to the Velvet Jones School of Technology

When Kelly Loeffler was tapped to run the Small Business Administration, my stomach churned with the same nauseating dread you might feel watching a fox being appointed to guard the henhouse. The acrid taste of betrayal fills my mouth as I consider how this woman—whose history reeks of self-serving opportunism—now holds the fate of America's struggling entrepreneurs in her manicured hands.

The Stench of Pandemic Profiteering

Let's not mince words: Loeffler's COVID stock trading scandal wasn't just "controversial"—it was a fucking disgrace. After receiving classified Senate briefings about the impending pandemic in January 2020, she and her husband magically decided to sell millions in stocks before the market crashed, while simultaneously investing in teleworking software companies that would benefit from lockdowns. The timing was so suspicious you could smell the insider trading from a mile away.