Trump's Cabinet: John Ratcliffe - The American Unintelligence Agency Head

An Ongoing Series...

As incompetence hangs over John Ratcliffe's legacy like week-old fish left rotting in the summer sun. The man who somehow stumbled his way into becoming Director of National Intelligence has left a trail of failures so profound you can practically taste the bitter disappointment in the mouths of career intelligence professionals who watched their institutions crumble under his watch. See Below. He looks like a yes man dumbass ass kiss, right?

Resume Padding: A Career Built on Bullshit

Let's start with the basics: John Ratcliffe couldn't even be honest about his own damn resume. The gritty truth about Ratcliffe's supposed terrorism expertise feels like sandpaper against the skin of anyone who values integrity. He claimed to have "put terrorists in prison" as a federal prosecutor, but when reporters dug into his background, they found this claim to be as substantial as a fart in a hurricane.