Trump’s Trade War: Canada is Going to Give The US The Shocker (Part 1)

In a development that surprises absolutely nobody who understands basic cause and effect, Canada has unleashed a devastating economic counter-punch to Trump's moronic trade war policies. Their new 25% tariff on all US imports and complete ban on American liquor isn't just another trade spat – it's the inevitable consequence of Trump's "America First" bullshit coming back to bite us in the ass.

How We Got Into This Mess

Let's be crystal clear about how we ended up in this clusterfuck. Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to slap massive tariffs on Canadian goods, declaring "Canada has treated us very, very unfairly" and "they're taking advantage of our country." This genius move included targeting Canadian steel and aluminum, along with various other goods, effectively pissing off our largest trading partner and closest ally.

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