You know what keeps me up at night: How do you rank human suffering when the entire goddamn pyramid is built on cruelty?
The taste hits first—metallic, bitter, like licking a battery terminal coated in institutional failure. That's the flavor of Donald ShriveledEmptyNutsack's 2025 National Security Strategy, a 33-page monument to weaponized nationalism. The document dropped Thursday night with all the fanfare of a turd sliding into a diplomatic punch bowl.
Here's where my brain does backflips through broken glass: How the fuck do you rank suffering when the entire contraption is designed to chew up human dignity and spit out profit margins?
"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you." — Jean-Paul Sartre
But what happens when what's been done to you is a deliberate reconfiguration of global power that explicitly names some humans as more worthy of protection than others?
The Ledger of Fuck-All: Who Gets Ground Into Paste
At The Absolute Shitstorm Bottom: Migrants and Refugees
Let me paint you a picture of what the NSS calls "ending the era of mass migration." It tastes like diesel fuel and desperation. Donald Fartin' Donald's "Trump Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine" promises "targeted deployments to secure the border and defeat cartels, including where necessary the use of lethal force" across the Western Hemisphere.
Translation: They're planning to shoot people fleeing violence and climate catastrophe. Literally shoot them. The document calls for "readjustment of our global military presence to address urgent threats in our Hemisphere"—pulling troops overseas to militarize Latin America and the Caribbean.
The sensory nightmare isn't abstract. It's the weight of a child's body after three days without water in the desert. It's Coast Guard cutters firing on wooden boats. It's tear gas mixing with salt air at the Texas border.
Tier Two Catastrophe: Black and Brown Americans
The strategy never uses "Black" or "Brown." When Trumpty MouthAnus writes about "rooting out so-called 'DEI' and other discriminatory practices," every person of color knows that dogwhistle. The document frames diversity programs as threats to "competence"—the same segregationist bullshit repackaged.
This isn't about losing programs. This is systematically eliminating institutional mechanisms that created any accountability for racial discrimination. This is rebuilding government structures around white grievance while calling it "competence."
THE RECEIPTS:
The NSS explicitly states the administration is "re-instilling a culture of competence, rooting out so-called 'DEI' and other discriminatory and anti-competitive practices". It frames programs addressing structural racism as threats to American power. This is white supremacy with a fucking table of contents.
"The oppressed must never allow themselves to become like their oppressors." — Paulo Freire
Tier Three Nightmare: LGBTQ+ Communities
The deliberate silence is deafening. The document mentions "God-given natural rights" repeatedly. It never once mentions LGBTQ+ people. In 33 pages defining American values, queer and trans people are so fucking invisible we might as well not exist.
The strategy emphasizes "protection of core rights" while opposing European "censorship". This from an administration working to erase trans people from public life, criminalize gender-affirming care, and empower Christian nationalists who view our existence as abomination.
The document celebrates "strong, traditional families that raise healthy children" as essential to security. "Traditional families" is code for "not your gay ass."
Tier Four Clusterfuck: Working Class Americans
The strategy promises "pro-worker" policies. It's the kind of lie that feels greasy when you touch it. The document calls for massive deregulation and tax cuts for corporations while opposing what it terms Europe's "cratering birthrates"—essentially demanding women become breeding stock.
The "pro-worker" framework means gutting labor protections. Donaldo Fartfisted's "worker" is a white guy in manufacturing who hates immigrants, not the immigrant doing backbreaking work for poverty wages.
"The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor." — Voltaire
Tier Five Devastation: Climate-Vulnerable Populations
The NSS rejects "the disastrous 'climate change' and 'Net Zero' ideologies". Those quotation marks aren't grammatical—they're ideological. The strategy prioritizes "energy dominance" through fossil fuels and frames climate policy as threatening prosperity.
This isn't denial. This is weaponized accelerationism. Donny Caligulump is explicitly worsening the climate catastrophe because it serves the fossil fuel industry bankrolling his regime.
The Profiteers: Who Gets Fat While Everyone Else Starves
Top of the Shitheap: Defense Contractors
The strategy calls for "reviving our defense industrial base," massive military spending increases, expanded weapons sales, and building "a more suitable Coast Guard and Navy presence" to militarize the Western Hemisphere. Every provision is a blank fucking check to Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and every merchant of death.
The document promises "next-generation missile defenses—including a Golden Dome for the American homeland". That's a multi-trillion dollar boondoggle that won't work but will make defense contractors richer than God.
Second Tier Beneficiaries: Fossil Fuel Industry
"Energy dominance" appears repeatedly. The strategy prioritizes oil, gas, and coal expansion, promises to "unleash our enormous energy production capacity," and vows to eliminate climate regulations. ExxonMobil, Chevron, Koch Industries—these dumbfucks just got permission to drill, frack, and pollute without consequence.
"When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize wealth is not in bank accounts and you can't eat money." — Alanis Obomsawin
Third Tier Winners: White Nationalist Movements in Europe
The NSS celebrates "the growing influence of patriotic European parties" and promises to cultivate "resistance to Europe's current trajectory". This is official American endorsement of far-right, anti-immigrant movements. The strategy warns about "civilizational erasure" due to migration and frames Le Pen and Orbán as solutions.
This reads like Stephen Miller after a meth binge watching Mussolini speeches. The document claims European nations face becoming "majority non-European" within decades and questions if they'll remain reliable NATO allies. This is Great Replacement Theory as official national security doctrine.
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Fourth Tier Parasites: Gulf Monarchies and Dictatorships
The strategy promises to stop "hectoring" Gulf monarchies about human rights or their "traditions and historic forms of government". Translation: Saudi Arabia can keep bone-sawing journalists, the UAE can keep enslaving workers, and every petrodictator gets American blessing to brutalize populations as long as they buy weapons and keep oil flowing.
The document celebrates Donald BukakkeVictim's "state visits to Persian Gulf countries" where he secured support for "America's superior AI technology". This shitstain went on a weapons-and-tech sales tour promising tyrants America won't give a fuck what they do as long as checks clear.
Fifth Tier Grifters: Corporate Extractive Industries
The NSS calls the Western Hemisphere home to "strategic resources that America should partner with regional allies to develop". It promises "the U.S. Government will identify strategic acquisition and investment opportunities" and insists on "sole-source contracts for our companies”.
This is neocolonialism with better branding. This is United Fruit Company cosplaying as national security.
"The most potent weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed." — Steve Biko
The Pattern We Pretend Not to See
The synthesis is fuck-all clear: We have a national security strategy that explicitly constructs hierarchies of human value based on race, nationality, gender, sexuality, and economic utility. Not "America First" nationalism. Fascism with footnotes and a table of contents.
Not "strong borders." Not "economic security." A deliberate, systematic framework for determining which human beings deserve protection and which deserve brutality.
These same shitstains who claim to fear "civilizational erasure" in Europe are systematically erasing trans people from public life, migrants from any possibility of safety, and communities of color from institutional power. The projection would be funny if it wasn't soaked in blood.
What does it say that we published a national security strategy ranking human worth so explicitly? That frames diversity as threat, migration as invasion, climate science as ideology, and human rights as optional based on commercial interests?
The Stain We'll Leave
Tomorrow, Donald PoopTrump will continue threatening Latin American governments. Elon KetaDick will keep gutting protections while calling it efficiency. Mike BibleFucker will praise it as God's will. And the same goddamn masses who claim to care about freedom will look away because the cruelty isn't pointed at them—yet.
But that's not how it has to be. That's just how it is when we believe hierarchies of human value serve anyone but those at the top of the pyramid, standing on everyone else's crushed bones.
The question isn't whether this strategy is "controversial" or "divisive."
The question is what it costs to live in a country that publishes a national security framework explicitly designed to maximize suffering for the most vulnerable while maximizing profit for the already powerful—and then calls it patriotism.