URGENT: CyberTruck Recall: If You Own This Piece of Shit, Sell It

The Cybertruck Catastrophe: Tesla's Shitty Stainless Steel Nightmare

Sometimes I think Elon Musk is just fucking with us. That's the only reasonable explanation for the Cybertruck—a vehicle so aggressively ugly and dangerously flawed that it makes a Pontiac Aztek look like a masterpiece of automotive design. The Cybertruck isn't just a disappointment; it's a rolling dumpster fire of design failures, safety concerns, and broken promises wrapped in an overpriced stainless steel turd.

The Recall Nightmare That Never Ends

Let's start with the latest clusterfuck: Tesla just recalled 46,096 Cybertrucks because the exterior panels might literally fly off while you're driving. Yes, you read that correctly. The panels on your $100,000+ "revolutionary" vehicle might detach and become high-speed projectiles that could kill someone. This isn't a minor inconvenience like a faulty cup holder; this is catastrophically bad engineering.