URGENT: Trump's Tariff Theatrics - The 90-Day Pause Smoke Screen

The markets rejoiced as the Dow Jones Industrial Average surged a staggering 3,000 points after Donny McStinker announced his so-called "brilliant" tariff strategy: a 90-day pause on new tariffs for most of the world, while cranking China's rates up to an unprecedented 125%. But don't be fooled by the stock market's temporary euphoria—this economic sleight of hand reeks of desperation, stupidity, and the same old failed policies that have consistently screwed American consumers.

The Hollow Victory Dance

Let's cut through the bullshit. Donny McCrapface stands at his golden podium, chest puffed out like a constipated peacock, declaring victory as if he's just solved world hunger. But what has he actually done? He's paused tariffs he himself implemented—tariffs that were choking American businesses and driving up costs for everyday consumers. That's like punching someone in the face repeatedly, then expecting a thank you when you decide to stop for a minute and a half.