URGENT UPDATE: 3 Judge Panel Tells Donald FucksHimself to Sit the Fuck Down

When Donaldo Shitsburger decided to weaponize the International Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977 (IEEPA) to slap tariffs on virtually every fucking country on the planet, he didn't just make a questionable policy decision—he took a sledgehammer to the constitutional foundation of our government. Let's dig into this legislative clusterfuck and understand why this power grab is so fundamentally wrong.

What the Hell is IEEPA Anyway?

The IEEPA wasn't created as some blank check for presidential trade tantrums. Congress enacted this law in 1977 with a very specific fucking purpose: to allow presidents to respond to genuine national emergencies involving "unusual and extraordinary threats" from outside the United States

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Feel the weight of those words—"unusual and extraordinary threats." The cold metallic taste of fear they're meant to evoke. The IEEPA was designed for situations where America faces genuine security crises—terrorist financing, hostile foreign regimes, or serious national …