GDP is fucked
Holy shit, the US economy is totally fucked up ass right now! First-quarter GDP crawled at a pathetic 0.3% rate, the worst showing since 2022 and a dramatic nosedive from last quarter's 2.4%. Trump's chaotic tariff bullshit with China has businesses and consumers freaking the fuck out. Most economists think this reckless trade war crap will send inflation through the damn roof and might trigger a full-blown recession. The administration's wild-ass attempt to reshape global trade is creating economic uncertainty that's scaring the hell out of Americans everywhere.
Ukraine is our bitch now
Holy fcking assballs! Ukraineβs about to sign away its goddamn natural resources to the US in some backroom deal on Wednesday. Economy Minister Svyrydenko is flying to America to hand over the keys to Ukraineβs mineral treasure chest. This batshit crazy arβ¦
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