Voices of a Diverse America - May 20th, 2025: Butt Fuck Games & Power Ass Plays
"Exposing the raw, bleeding nerve endings of Republican infighting—smell the flop sweat as Freedom Caucus members scramble to appease their leader while salvaging their own political futures."
The Circus Returns to Washington
The stench of political desperation hangs thick in the air of our nation's capital this week. Donaldo Shitsburger is once again doing what he does best – creating chaos while pretending to solve problems. As our glorious leader waddles his way to Capitol Hill today, presumably leaving a trail of fast food wrappers and delusion in his wake, he's supposedly going to "personally lobby" House Republicans on a budget bill that's being hailed as potentially the crowning achievement of his second reign of terror.
Can you fucking feel the excitement? I feeling a hot session with no lube coming on.
What I can also feel is the burn of bile rising in my throat as I watch this farce unfold. The Freedom Caucus – that bastion of intellectual rigor and consistency – is already signaling through Chair Rep. Andy Harris that there's "insufficient GOP support" for the bill this week. Translation: the infighting has begun, and it's going to be a bloodbath.
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