Voices of a Diverse America: May 3rd, 2025
More SUPER bad news for Trump. Which is what we need.
MAGA Darling, Nazi Loving RepMTG, Along With the Base, Turn on Trump
The stench of betrayal hangs thick in the air as Marjorie Taylor Greene unleashes a blistering tirade against Donaldo Shitsburger's administration. Her words slice through the façade like a serrated blade, drawing political blood while carefully avoiding the orange emperor himself.
"I represent the base," she howls, her frustration crackling like static electricity across social media. The bitter taste of broken promises coats her tongue as she rails against potential Iranian conflict and the nauseating Ukraine minerals deal—calling Zelensky a "dictator" whose hands are still sticky from Trump's first impeachment.
Her fingers hammer out demands, questioning why American bodies should be sacrificed on foreign soil when our own resources remain locked away. The COVID vaccine's continued approval burns like acid in her throat.
The most deafening sound? Her implicit rejection of a 2028 run. "When you are losing MTG, you are losing the base," she warns, her words a thunderclap across MAGA nation.
Blood loyalty has its limits. Even for firebrands. [TheHill]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: A Tyrant’s Tantrum Turns a Turbulent Treat
The dawn air crackles with rage as Turdalump Trump's furious fingers hammer out threats that reverberate through the digital void. His words burn like acid, sizzling across Truth Social after his own appointee, Judge Rodriguez, gutted his deportation scheme targeting Venezuelans.
"If this is so, our Country, as we know it, is finished!" he howls into the void, the stench of desperation clinging to every capitalized syllable. The bitter taste of defeat coats his rhetoric as he conjures nightmarish visions of a "crime filled LIFE" that Americans must now endure.
Behind his tantrum lies the cold reality: his administration's attempt to weaponize the ancient 1798 Alien Enemies Act has been slashed by judicial steel. The judge's 36-page ruling cuts through the administration's flimsy arguments like a hot blade through butter, declaring that without an "organized, armed force" invading American soil, Trump's deportation machine must grind to a halt.
Meanwhile, the bodies of over 100 men already shipped to El Salvador's concrete hellscape hang in bureaucratic limbo, their tattoos deemed sufficient evidence of gang affiliation in a process that bypassed due process entirely.
The sound of Trump's crumbling immigration strategy thunders across Washington as his administration desperately claws at the Supreme Court, seeking to strip protections from 600,000 Venezuelans. [TheHill]
The Orange ShitWaffle And His Grand Delusion
The stench of fascism hangs thick in the Michigan air as Donny McFartsalot transforms his "100th day celebration" into a grotesque spectacle of authoritarian masturbation. The bitter taste of lies coats the crowd's tongues as they swallow his vomit-inducing falsehoods about winning the 2020 election—a claim so putrid even his own courts repeatedly gagged on it while he danced to "YMCA" with the pathetic "Front Row Joes" sycophants he claims to "miss".
The thunderous applause of his cult vibrates through your skull as they orgasmically cheer footage of human beings being brutalized—Venezuelan deportees having their heads forcibly shaved and marched bent-over into Salvadoran prison cells. Feel your stomach heave as this crowd's bloodlust echoes across the arena.
His economic policies reek of impending disaster, with economists gagging on his tariff strategy that threatens recession while he capriciously changes trade policies on whims he calls "flexibility". Listen closely to the menacing undertone when he threatens to "slaughter" companies that don't comply with his demands.
The polls show his rancid approval rating plummeting to 42%, but he dismisses these as "fake polls" while claiming he deserves "60s or 70s". Feel the sticky residue of his narcissism coating every surface as he claims to know "much more than" the Federal Reserve Chair about interest rates.
Most nauseating of all, watch as these constitutional desecrators chant for a third term—explicitly banned by the 22nd Amendment—with supporters holding up "Trump 2028" signs while Trump smiles approvingly. His aide Margo Martin's one line—"Trump 2028, anybody?"—slithers into your ear canal like a parasitic worm. And just like Biff Tannen, Trump is full of blustering hot air that is worth nothing.
The raw sewage of authoritarianism pools at your feet. Breathe it in. [NPR]
Trump Cucks for the State of Maine, Because He is Maine’s Bitch
The air reeks of defeat for Donny McFucksHimself as his petty war against hungry children sputters to a humiliating end. His administration's venomous attempt to starve Maine's child nutrition program over transgender athletes' rights has crashed and burned, forced to surrender by the weight of judicial hammers.
You can practically taste the bitter dregs of desperation as the Trump regime slithers away from its original position, abandoning its freeze on $1.8 million in current funding and $900,000 in prior year funds that Maine children depend on. The sickening sound of political calculation echoes through the corridors of power – punishing 172,000 schoolchildren for a culture war vendetta.
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins' gutless letter still hangs in the air like a foul stench, attempting to justify this cruel extortion by twisting Title IX beyond recognition. The cold, heartless calculation is palpable – weaponizing hunger against the most vulnerable to force compliance with Trumpy McShitpants' anti-transgender agenda.
Feel the righteous heat radiating from Governor Janet Mills' victory statement, burning through the administration's paper-thin justifications: "The state of Maine went to court and fought this unlawful attempt to freeze critical funding for our school lunch program – and we won."
The sound of Maine's Attorney General hammering the final nail: "It's unfortunate that my office had to resort to federal court just to get USDA to comply with the law." The texture of defeat rough against Trump's tongue as a federal judge declares Maine "likely to succeed" in its challenge.
Another failed assault on decency crumbles to dust. [APNews]
Trump Chokes On the Cock of Recession: Yes, It Can Happen
The cloying stench of bullshit fills the NBC studio as Donald McStinkTrump spews contradictory economic nonsense with his characteristic verbal diarrhea. His words slide off his tongue like rancid grease as he simultaneously dismisses recession concerns while admitting "anything can happen" in the same putrid breath.
"Everything's okay," he vomits into Kristen Welker's ear canal, the sound of his economic fantasy echoing hollowly against the harsh reality of a 0.3 percent GDP contraction. Feel the cold sweat of panic beading on Wall Street's forehead as Trump's tariff madness sends tremors through global markets.
When confronted with expert warnings, watch as he deflects like a cornered rat: "Some people on Wall Street say that we're going to have the greatest economy in history. Why don't you talk about them?" The pungent odor of desperate misdirection wafts through the interview space.
Most nauseating is his cowardly attempt to blame Biden for his own economic catastrophe, the bitter taste of accountability-avoidance coating his words: "This is Biden's Stock Market, not Trump's." Yet the crushing weight of reality presses down as his administration upends global trade, imposing punishing tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and a staggering 145 percent on Chinese goods.
Listen closely to the ominous rumble of economic disaster approaching as this buffoon drives America's economy off a cliff while promising "we're going to do fantastically" with spittle flying from his lying lips.
The putrid truth hangs in the air: he has no fucking clue what he's doing. [TheHill]
Thank you for this summation. The in-fighting has begun , that is great news. As usual I see in the comments the MAGA cult responds not with intelligent reasoning, but rather with hate speech.
Always knew she is trans.