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Trump’s Deal with The UK: Is Not a Deal, It’s a Bullshit Lie

Donny McFartsalot just unveiled what might be the emptiest trade announcement in US history. This isn't a deal – it's vaporware dressed up in diplomatic language.

What we're actually getting:

• A "concept" of a "plan" for a "framework"

• "Negotiations" that might stretch for "months or years"

• A "potential" agreement that "may or may not" benefit America

• Vague promises about lower tariffs on "some" UK goods

• Possible market access for "some" US products

When asked if this improves on pre-Trump trade relations, UK Prime Minister Starmer dodged with: "Is it better than where we were yesterday?" – the political equivalent of "I took a shower today, give me a medal."

The real fucking crisis? Trump's crushing tariffs – up to 50% on dozens of nations – slam into effect July 8th unless he pulls over 100 more of these phantom "wins" out of his ass before then.

World leaders are pissing themselves, desperate for any sign global trade won't collapse …