You know what keeps me up at night: Did Trumpy McShitpants just lie about bombing Iran's nuclear facilities?
In the fucking chaos of this June evening, Donny McStinker claims a "very successful attack" on Iranian nuclear sites—but the visceral truth reeks of bullshit. Let me break this steaming pile down for you.
The air feels thick with deception tonight. Turdbucket Trump boasted about a "full payload of BOMBS" dropped on Fordow, with B2 bombers supposedly completing this mission. He's strutting around like a peacock with a hard-on, claiming "NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!" after allegedly bombing the shit out of another country.
But here's where it gets fucking interesting—the stench of contradiction is unmistakable. White House officials are saying this cockwomble is still "weighing a decision" on whether to strike Iran's nuclear facilities. The bitter taste of lies lingers like month-old milk.
The Donald of Dumpster wants us to believe he's both bombed Iran AND is still deciding whether t…
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