Wendy is Fucking Mad: We Must Resist Musk and All His Bullshit

My opinion, enjoy it as much I enjoyed writing (I didnt.)

Let's cut through the bullshit and talk about the elephant in the room: Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed "free speech absolutist" and perpetual attention seeker, continues to weasel his way into accessing federal government systems like a little bitch. If that doesn't make your blood boil, you haven't been paying attention. It makes mine boil , reboil, and fucking boil again. Btw, images were all taken from shithead’s twitter. Because Fuck him.

A Legal AssFuck With No Astroglide

The legal foundation for Musk's authority is about as solid as a house of cards in a hurricane. We're talking about a guy who treats federal regulations like personal suggestions and has the audacity to demand access to sensitive government systems. All for the sake of his own idealized concept of “Making things better”. I’d like to remind you that he built the CyberTruck, that piece of shit that falls apart if you blow on it wrong. This is also the same dude who couldn't even file his Twitter acquisition paperwork correctly now wants us to trust him with federal access? Give me a break.

The Never-ending Circus of Lawsuits and Controversies

I mean fuck, really, where do we even start? Musk's business history reads like a soap opera written by a chaos demon who’s fucking Steve Ballmer because Ballmer threw a chair at him. Tesla's been sued more times than I can count, SpaceX has raised more red flags than a Soviet parade celebrating Stalin, and don't even get me started on the Twitter/X disaster. That shithole has turned into a nazi newsletter intent on resurrecting Adolf himself. This guy's idea of crisis management is posting memes and calling critics pedophiles. Real mature, Elon. I mean, the fucker posts Pepe the frog shit. Halfscan trash.

Dancing with Dragons: The China Connection

Here's a fun fact that should keep you up at night: while Musk is getting cozy with federal systems, he's got Tesla factories and major business interests in China. You know, that country that's totally not interested in accessing sensitive U.S. government information. Absolutely nothing to see here, folks! Just a billionaire with massive Chinese business ties getting access to federal systems. What could possibly go wrong? I mean we banned Tiktok because it was owned by a Chinese interested company. right?

The Digital Dumpster Fire

If Musk's access to government systems wasn't concerning enough, let's talk about his behavior on X (formerly Twitter, because apparently changing a perfectly good name to a letter makes you look smart). This is a man who uses his social media platform like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving dinner - spreading misinformation, picking fights, and generally making an ass of himself. And now we're supposed to trust him with government access? That's like giving pyromaniac keys to a fireworks factory.

The Resistance Rises

Thank god some people still have functioning brain cells. Democratic leadership has finally grown a spine and introduced legislation to block this nonsense. Over 110 organizations - you know, people who actually give a damn about democracy - have called for Congressional investigation of Musk and DOGE. Multiple lawsuits are flying around like confetti at a doomsday party. And then there is all of us here , boots on the fucking ground, as we are fighting it step by step, day by day.

The People Have Had Enough

You want to know how bad this shit is? People are taking to the streets. Regular folks are so freaked out by this situation that they're actually leaving their homes to protest. And guess what? It's working. Reports suggest that DOGE's access is being curtailed, proving that sometimes the system actually works when enough people scream "what the fuck" in unison.

Why This Matters More Than You Think

Let's put this in perspective: we're living in an era where democracy is hanging by a thread, cybersecurity threats are through the roof, and international tensions are at a boiling point. And in this perfectly stable environment, we've decided to give significant federal access to a guy who named his kid after a math equation.

This isn't just about Musk's questionable judgment or his massive ego - though both are legitimate concerns. This is about the fundamental principle of keeping government systems secure and independent from billionaires who treat federal regulations like optional side quests in their personal video game.

The Path Forward

Here's what needs to happen: every single aspect of Musk's access needs to be investigated, documented, and scrutinized. We need complete transparency about what he's accessing, why he's accessing it, and who's overseeing this circus. The legislation blocking "unlawful access" needs to be fast-tracked faster than Musk backpedals from his own tweets.

Conclusion: Wake the Hell Up

If you're not angry about this, you should be. This isn't about political affiliations or whether you think Tesla makes cool cars. This is about maintaining the basic integrity of our government systems and preventing them from becoming playgrounds for billionaires with questionable judgment and even more questionable loyalties.

The fact that we even have to have this conversation is a damning indictment of how far we've strayed from basic common sense. It's time to shut this down before Musk treats federal systems the same way he treated Twitter's verification system - like a toy he can break and rebuild according to his whims.

Remember: democracy dies not just in darkness, but in the harsh glare of billionaires' egos. It's time to pull the plug on this experiment before it's too late.

Citations:

1. Twitter/X: Elon Musk. 2024-2025. Multiple Images.