Wendy is Fucking Pissed: I Had to Go Scream Into a Pillow About The State of The Constitutional Literacy of This Country

Look, I'm absolutely fucking done with this nonsense. We're watching a man who couldn't pass a basic civics test try to rewrite the fundamental structure of American government through executive orders that wouldn't pass muster in a first-year law school class. Let's break down this steaming pile of unconstitutional garbage and why it's making constitutional scholars lose their damn minds.

The "Big Lie" About Executive Power

For fucks sake, where do I even start with this bullshit? Trump's administration is claiming that Article II gives him the power to be the sole interpreter of law for the executive branch. This is the kind of crap that would make Alexander Hamilton rise from his grave just to slap someone across the face with the Federalist Papers.

Let's get something straight: Article II doesn't say a damn thing about the president being the suprem…