West Virginia is Afraid of Dicks

And they want to peek in everyone's panties until they find them all

Almost Heaven? Sorry, Not on the Legislative Agenda

Alright, here we go. The West Virginia Legislature isn’t content to work toward any fixes on all the multitudinous problems we now face in this backward-ass state that me and my family have the grand misfortune to reside in on certain days of the year like this one. Our Republican legislators are more concerned about racking up lame-ass political points by picking on trans kids and persecuting people who account for less than 4% of the population.

What really cracks the bat on their latest legislative regurgitation is these bush league t-ballers are dumb enough to push past the national narrative, to really outdo themselves, by actually trying to make genital inspections a thing.

I mean, really, they were shootin’ for the moon on Senate Bill 456, which Governor Patrick Morrisey signed into law as the R…