Where The Fuck Is Our 90 Billion Dollars?

There's this particular smell that hits you when someone's lying about money—not the sharp bite of fear-sweat, but something earthier, like wet concrete mixed with desperation and old receipts. It's the reek of financial fuckery, and it's pouring off Donald Shitsniffer's recent Supreme Court warning like sewage from a busted pipe.

Here's the scene: The Supreme Court is deliberating whether the tariffs this cock-womble has been slapping on imports like a drunk playing whack-a-mole are actually, you know, legal. And instead of presenting a coherent legal argument, this ass-clown warns them—warns the highest court in the land—that ruling against him could cause "major financial problems" for America. Why? Because he's already collected that money. Except when pressed, it turns out he hasn't collected "trillions" like he claimed. He's collected roughly $90 billion.

But here's where this shitstorm gets interesting: Where the fuck is that money?

Let me paint you a picture of the most ass-backwards financial shell game in American history.

We are currently in a government shutdown. Congress and the Senate cannot pass a budget. Federal programs are operating on fumes and prayers. The FAA is barely functioning. SNAP benefits are in question. Farmers are getting dick-all from the government they voted for. Infrastructure projects are stalled like turds in a backed-up toilet.

THE CLAIM: Donald Shitsniffer has collected $90 billion in tariffs that are just sitting in a bank account somewhere, waiting to be allocated by Congress.

THE REALITY: This cum-guzzling liar is now warning the Supreme Court that having to refund this money would cause catastrophic financial problems for the United States.

Let's break down this shitweasel logic:

IF THE MONEY IS SITTING IN AN ACCOUNT:

BUT SHITSNIFFER SAYS THERE WOULD BE A CRISIS, WHICH MEANS:

And here we are, responsible for electing this dumbfuck, watching him lose track of enough money to fund multiple federal agencies while threatening judges like a two-bit gangster worried about having to give back the protection money.

Let's wade through the shit-puddle of numbers, shall we?

This ass-goblin claimed he collected "trillions" in tariffs. The actual number is around $90 billion—which is still a fuckload of money, but it's not trillions. It's not even close to one trillion. But Donald Shitsniffer has never let basic fucking arithmetic get in the way of a good lie.

Now, we know for certain that $40 billion went to Argentina. Forty. Billion. Dollars. To Argentina. While American farmers are eating their own seed corn and SNAP recipients are wondering if their benefits will clear. Forty billion dollars—nearly half of what this dickwad collected—shipped off to a foreign country while our government is shut down because we supposedly don't have money for domestic programs.

The arithmetic is simple:

THE REAL QUESTION: Where is the other $50 billion, you shitgobbling turd-burglar?

It didn't go to:

• Infrastructure (our bridges are still crumbling like stale crackers)

• SNAP (benefits are being cut)

• Farmers (they're getting fucked harder than a porn star on payday)

• The FAA (air traffic controllers are working without pay like volunteer dipshits)

And we chose this ass-canoe. We chose a leader who can misplace $50 billion like it's spare change that fell behind the couch cushions.

Here's where my sphincter clenches so tight it could crush diamonds: Donald Shitsniffer stands before the Supreme Court and claims that refunding these tariffs would cause financial catastrophe.

THE CLAIM STATED: The United States has collected this money. It exists. It's revenue. Giving it back would harm the country.

THE REALITY: Except—and I cannot stress this shit enough—if the money was actually sitting in an unallocated account, returning it would be revenue-neutral.

THE EVIDENCE:

According to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection data, tariff revenue for 2025 has been deposited into the U.S. Treasury General Fund, which by law must be appropriated by Congress before it can be spent [1]. Since Congress has not passed a budget—because we are in a fucking government shutdown—this money should be untouched. It should be sitting there like a dragon's hoard, waiting for legislation to move it.

But Shitsniffer is shitting bricks about having to give it back. Which means one of two things:

THE SYSTEMIC IMPLICATION: This isn't a simple accounting error. This is institutional-level financial fuckery that requires either congressional contempt so profound it borders on performance art, or executive delusion so complete it's achieved escape velocity from reality.

But this cock-weasel isn't accepting shit. He's threatening judges.

The pattern is clear as fresh vomit on a sidewalk: We have elected a leader who cannot account for $90 billion in collected revenue, who threatens the judicial branch when they might rule against him, and who has the economic literacy of a brain-damaged chipmunk.

Not "mismanaged funds." Not "accounting discrepancies." Vanished money and judicial intimidation.

These same shit-stains who scream about fiscal responsibility and balanced budgets are the ones who cannot find nearly half a hundred billion dollars. They claim to fear government overreach while their leader threatens the Supreme Court like a mob boss worried about a rico case.

The truly ass-backward part? If the Supreme Court rules these tariffs illegal and orders refunds, that money goes directly back to American businesses—the importers who paid the tariffs in the first place. These are American companies. The money would flow back into the American economy immediately.

• Prices on electronics would drop (hello, nephew's PS5 at actual retail price) • Clothing costs would decrease
• Tequila wouldn't cost like liquid fucking gold • Small businesses would get capital injections

The only motherfucker who seems genuinely panicked about this scenario is Donald Shitsniffer himself.

What does it say about our institutions that the president is threatening judges because he can't account for money he claimed to have collected? What does it say that we're in a government shutdown because Congress can't pass a budget, but somehow $40 billion made it to Argentina?

That smell from the beginning—wet concrete and desperation—it's still here. It's soaked into the fabric of this administration like piss in a mattress.

Tomorrow, Donald Shitsniffer will wake up and continue his dick-waving contest with the Supreme Court. Congressional ass-lickers will continue pretending this is normal. And the same American dipshits who voted for this shitshow will continue scrolling past headlines about missing billions while complaining about the price of eggs.

But here's the rub: It doesn't have to be this way. This is just what happens when we collectively decide that entertaining fascism is more fun than defending boring-ass democracy. When we choose spectacle over substance. When we elect a leader who treats the national treasury like his personal fucking piggy bank and then has the shriveled balls to threaten judges when they might catch him.

The question isn't whether the tariffs were legal. They probably weren't—tariffs require congressional approval, and this cum-guzzler has been imposing them by executive fiat like he's playing SimCity with cheat codes enabled.

The real question is: What happens to a country that can't account for $50 billion in collected revenue, threatens its own Supreme Court, and still manages to send $40 billion to Argentina while its own citizens queue at food banks?

Because from where I'm standing, with my hands gripping the porcelain rim of democracy's toilet bowl, watching this shitstorm swirl—we're not asking the hard questions. We're not demanding answers. We're just wondering where the fuck the money went while this ass-clown threatens judges and claims financial catastrophe if he has to give back money that should still be sitting in an account.

And here we are, the wiser people, full of doubts about where $90 billion disappeared to, while a fool threatens the Supreme Court with absolute certainty that returning the money would cause disaster.

Where's the money, Donald? Where's the fucking money?