You know what really grinds my gears: How a racist incel with the charisma of spoiled milk somehow managed to become the de facto President while Americans were distracted by the orange clown show.
The White House glimmers in the moonlight, its pristine facade masking the rotting corruption festering within its walls. The American people stare at their screens, watching Donaldo Shitsburger stumble through another incoherent press conference, his words slurring together like melted ice cream on hot asphalt. But behind this bumbling figurehead lurks a far more sinister reality β the cold, calculating presence of Stephen Miller, whose pale fingers grip the actual levers of power with terrifying strength.
Let's face it: Donald McStinkTrump isn't running anything except his mouth. He's too old, too lazy, and β let's be brutally fucking honest here β too goddamn stupid to execute the complex responsibilities of the presidency. The bitter truth, confirmed by Turdburg Trump himself in an unguaβ¦
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