Why Renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America Is a Dumbass Idea

Donald Trump is a Turdmunching Gobshart

Let’s get one thing out of the way: renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is the kind of half-baked, chest-thumping, MAGA-brand bullshit that accomplishes absolutely nothing except pissing off everyone who matters. It’s like calling a bald eagle “Freedom Chicken” or slapping “America” on a taco—stupid, unnecessary, and destined to fail.

But hey, let’s entertain this nonsense for a hot minute. Maybe it’s about reclaiming the Gulf for patriotic reasons? Maybe it’s about asserting U.S. dominance? Maybe someone thinks the word “Mexico” is too scary for maps. Whatever the case, this idea is a fucking trainwreck from every angle—geopolitical, historical, cultural, economic, and logistical.

So, grab a beer and let’s rip this idiotic idea to shreds.

1. Geographically, It Makes Zero Sense

The Gulf of Mexico isn’t some exclusive American property. It’…