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Marc Kennedy's avatar

Wow, worst dance ever…😂

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DW's avatar

Melania prob just subscribed under a false name when the doorman showed this post to her

I'm not sure why I said this

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Adam's avatar

La Cucaracha in real time, life-sized. 3D imagery!

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CI Carlson's avatar

Three-legged dogs are pretty functional. It’s Donny who’s not functional.

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DW's avatar

I know this to be true

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John Schwarzkopf's avatar

I actually like the idea of deporting the farmers and leaving the immigrants. The majority of farmers voted for him, so fuck them with a fencepost. And the immigrants do all the work so we should keep them.

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Adam's avatar

Fuck em with a fence post

It must be something BIG!

Fuck em with a mountain

But never with a twig, OW!

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DW's avatar

All I saw was splinters and

Logistics 🫣

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Adam's avatar

Hahahaha!

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DW's avatar

Shouldn't we go for coffee first?

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Adam's avatar

In the famous words of Matt Johnson of the band The The on the song 'Out of the Blue and Into the Fire':

"Don't tell me what your name is, I want your body not your mind!"

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Gene's avatar

I look at that sad sack of shit as a combo of caligula and nero

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Jeff Urdank's avatar

Well, that was a lot. All I can say is...yup. ✊🇺🇸😎

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DW's avatar

Yeah just who is he wanking?

Do they wear robes? 🙀

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JUDI MASTROIANNI's avatar

Getting ready for his cell mates

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

He will definitely be the bottom

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JUDI MASTROIANNI's avatar

No question!!!!

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Henry's avatar

Everything is on the money. Well done!! I’ve known this idiots ways since the early 80s. Bizzaro world

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Alicia Murphy's avatar

Explain this to me. What is the fascination with the Y.M.C.A. song? There's a black guy, a gay guy and a native American. What is the message to his followers?

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Adam's avatar

Alicia, the Village People were ALL gay men (the original writer of YMCA died a few years back) so there's that. We know who the real groomers are. So there's that. Put one and one together and think of who his mentor was and how he identified sexually. It's a twisted Sargasso Sea of pathology, repressed sexuality and disfunction.

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DW's avatar

Ooooh

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DW's avatar

Something about Sargasso sea grass is stuck in my memory banks

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Adam's avatar
1dEdited

Dark depths atangle with kelp and home to predators, scavangers and denizens from prehistory surrounded by and home to a rotting stew of the cast off bodies of dead things, piloting dead ships with ragged sails and rigging into a dark, dread, dead stasis and the oblivion they seek.

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DW's avatar

No, just otters

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Adam's avatar

All that imagery and you're talking otters? Woo! Hahahaha! That I did not expect. Do they even live there?

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Alicia Murphy's avatar

Ohhhhh. Thank you, Adam. Yes, the whole bunch are in denial.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Who the fuck knows

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Alicia Murphy's avatar

😀 what does the dog whistle mean 🤔

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Deborah Winkenwerder's avatar

He looks so TOTALLY STUPID!

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Mirla G. Raz's avatar

In 2016, he talked like a 7 year old who was in desperate need of speech and language therapy. In 2025, he talks like an old fart who has dementia and aphasia.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Give Mirla a prize please.

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Emily Feagin's avatar

One of the comedians remarked “ it looks like he is jerking off two giraffes “

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Adam's avatar

He already gave a live simulation of a BJ on the TV. What's next (or dare I ask)?

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Emily Feagin's avatar

He did a really good job too. Looks like he’s had lots of practice

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Adam's avatar

And whooo was his mentor, hmmm? Hahahaha!

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Emily Feagin's avatar

Jeffrey Epstein?

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Adam's avatar

Roy Cohn. He must have been the original "log cabin republican!"

/s

https://logcabin.org/

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DW's avatar

A BJ ....TO A MIC, no less

and then threatened his A/V guy that he wasn't gonna pay him

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DW's avatar

Or 2 robed guys on pedestals

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rrat's avatar

Ironfist block me, hahaha! Fucking coward!! Go get that GED fist then you can try to compete with the rrat!! Hahaha!! COWARD!! Hahaha

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rrat's avatar

Ironfist taking a double fist from Trump, hahaha!! Ironfist LOVING it, hahaha! When the balls bounce off his chin it’s MAGA bliss!! C’mon fist, enjoy!!!! His new name will forever be MAGAblissForFist!! Hahaha!!!

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Lisa Chambers's avatar

Just the byline…Jesus 😂

So sick of this shit.

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DW's avatar

Right?

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Abby Paradis's avatar

This title is a must read for me, lol.

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DW's avatar

"Donald Caligulump Double Hand Bukkake: He Really Is Not Long For This World" I think this would be the winner if we ever had a contest for Title to Gif combos. Well done.

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