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You know what keeps me up at night: How the fuck do we live in a world where presidential pardons are considered for human traffickers just because they might spill the beans on their rapist presnet buddy trump who likes young girls?

The stench of corruption wafts through the air like a putrid cloud of decaying morality, and goddamn it, we're all forced to breathe it in. Michael Wolfe's latest bombshell about Donaldo Shitsburger's consideration of pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell isn't just another political scandal—it's a fucking masterclass in how power protects its own, no matter how depraved the crimes.

Picture this shit: You're sitting in the Oval Office, the supposed pinnacle of American democracy, and you're actively contemplating pardoning a convicted sex trafficker. Not because she's innocent—hell no—but because she might open her mouth about your decade-plus friendship with a dead pedophile. The cognitive dissonance is so thick you could slice it with a rusty butter knife and serve…