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Claire's avatar

You never disappoint πŸ€—

Many guffaws 🀣🀣🀣 with this piece πŸ‘

I like how your brain 🧠 works πŸ‘

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julie elder's avatar

It defies belief until I remember, β€œOh rightβ€”MAGA is playing Opposite Day every day.”

And I think Eau de Failure” would be a big seller in the β€œGifts for Exes” category….πŸ€”

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williamphaynes/elliott's avatar

What makes you think Trumpie is going to step down. He will either rig the election or not even have one. No one is even talking about the new rule for women voters that their voter id must match their birth certificate. That eliminates nearly 31 million female voters. That plus the eliminations of countless people on the voter rolls spells an easy victory for Trump.

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EtTuBrutex's avatar

OMFG Wendy!

We're talking about pushback softer than baby shit on a summer day.

I fucking PASSED OUT!

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Funny Farm erin's avatar

Again. Rage Writing Boner ftw.

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Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

I am an emotional writer, I cant help it.

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Tom Morrison's avatar

Every day it's something worse. Yesterday, I was like: "You know the President of the United States is clinically insane, right?"

Even if the nuttiness of changing team names back to offensive ones or the ridiculous Obama attacks are simply ploys to get us to stop talking about Epstein (& they are), the office of the once "leader of the free world" is occupied by someone who, if not rich, would appropriately be housed in an asylum.

I'm old. I won't see the end of this movie. But, it's already the most tragic ever produced.

I will fight them until my last breath.

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CI Carlson's avatar

So many mixed metaphors!

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CI Carlson's avatar

I’m going with β€œtongue-punch his fartbox,” although there are many worthy contenders.

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Gogo's avatar

That one really rang in my head too! lol

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Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

I would LOVE for someone to write an article about "This is my pal wendy and these are the top 10 metaphors she uses that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE!!!!"

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Phil Burns's avatar

Unfortunately this admin would rather have lying, fucking, ass kissing, cock suckers that don't know shit from shinola asking questions that are written in crayons with pop up books to help pronounce the words.

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