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RM Strongoni's avatar

What! He’s already there.

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Judy Gordon's avatar

He will collapse into his own πŸ’©

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Shannon Lynn's avatar

Absolutely

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Jimmy's avatar

While your writing cheers me up, does it accomplish anything?

We're cooked.

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Doctor Sluice's avatar

Well, Wendy I wish like fuck he'd hurry the hell up! Great read as usual!

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Chali’s Food for Thought.'s avatar

So misinformed…why not focus on the many positive things being achieved ? Oh yes of course you cannot because of TDS. Sorry I forgot 🀑

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Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

Ahh a Trump cock, sucking, closeted idiot

1. Freedom of speech. Don’t like it ? Get fucked

2. Freedom of the press. Don’t like it ? Get fucked

3. Come in here , bring facts and evidence. Not ad hominem and strawman, or virtue signaling. So , get fucked. So where are yours , tiny wee wee? Facts ?

4. 24 hours , cocksuck , then I tell your secret.

Clocks ticking

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Chali’s Food for Thought.'s avatar

Wow ! Such anger and what choice language. I bet your parents must be very proud 🀑

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R In NorCal's avatar

Time will tell . In the meantime, clean up your vocabulary...

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Andrew Brewin's avatar

I agree that when the crash comes it will be seismicly quick. What worries me is when. There looked to be just such a rush to distance by Republicans after Jan 6 but they all came back to papa. Perhaps the biggest question is how does American democracy recover? The entire process is so disfunctional, it seems impossible to build a true democracy from the ashes that will left.

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Iseeit's avatar

You write the funniest shit on substack. I love sharing your stories with friends and family. It's tough to convince them that it's not satire. Once they realize that you're β€˜serious’, they are astonished!

Keep it up! We LOVE IT-:)

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Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

Constant rage has to find its humor point somewhere.

Thank you. :)

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Gloria Rangott's avatar

Donny dirty diapers

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Johanna Minassian's avatar

Love your passion and words

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Dolores Greenwood's avatar

Thank you for such a wonderfully inspiring synopsis of the "fall" of captain von shitzenpants! It is spot on and hilarious. I had to subscribe! I look forward to your next piece. Bring it on!

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Jamie blair's avatar

Not fast enough

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Marion Wilhelm's avatar

We see his failing on the world stage. World leaders ignore him now. His only followers are the Republicans & they are looking at replΓ cements for their devotion. It isnt trump now. He's down & soon out.

Never be JD. He is just too stupid. And what is with the dopey namee changes?

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RICH's avatar

That seen With Bruce Willis, Holding the Lighter trying to send me his way through air ducts....

Still Crack's me Up, to this Day.....

Great seen....πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

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