Does the man have no olfactory sense? You’d think if someone shit themselves like that, they’d be running to get some kind of surgery done. How does this not bother him?? So disgusting that he just walks around like that… and makes everyone else suffer for it.🤢
“Beneath that ill-fitting suit, there's probably a soggy diaper full of presidential excrement slowly leaking the essence of failure into the fabric of democracy itself.” That is pure poetry.
With so many foul-ups, all his own making, trump seems always to pin the blame on someone else, such as Joe Biden, Barack Obama, among others. He seems able to convince his cult because he really believes it himself. Clearly he is self-delusional, and his cult are catching the disease as well.
What a read! All nauseatingly true. Part of McShit’s success is public amnesia: who remembers his Atlantic City debacle? Trump Airlines? Trump Steaks? He is, absolutely, a self-sustaining failure who is adroit at convincing his CULT that this is what ‘success’ smells like.
It is no wonder he has so many followers. They look at his incompetency and personal crudeness and material success and think if he can do it then I can do it. Make a bunch of money as a fuck up.
Much wants more and much cannot be satisfied.... I am most concerned about the number of ignorant voters who put him in office as well as his enablers; evidently, they are as mentally ill as he is.....that's unnerving to think about!!! I wish there were some way for his voters and enablers to be accountable for inflicting this evil on us and on the world. (And, if something were to happen to the evil orange menace, what would succeed him is also evil, just better packaged.)
Trump’s entire life is a diaper that never got changed. Every “business” a blowout. Every “policy” a pantload. He doesn’t just shit the bed—he is the bed, eternally stained by hubris, Big Macs, and late-stage capitalism’s oozing self-delusion.
This isn’t failure by accident—it’s the theology of the grifter messiah: bless this mess, blame everyone else, and spray-tan the wreckage gold.
And his followers? They’re the loyal janitors of the cult, sniffing the sheets and calling it cologne. It’s not leadership—it’s high-fiber fascism in a Depends commercial.
America didn’t elect a president. It gave a toddler the nuclear football and now wonders why the living room smells like hot dog water and fascism.
Yes Trump’s incontinence goes back to his drug abuse of stimulants with Roy Cohn in the 70’s partying on rock cocaine and meth uppers with Quaaludes and Valium downers creating chemically induced manic-depressive bipolar disorder.
His incontinence and diaper changes were taken care of by his thug Keith Schiller as eyewitnesses on set of Apprentice exposed.
You go, girl. A brilliant if horrifying assessment.
Donnie McShitznpants reminds me of an overentitled, badly-parented eight-year-old I taught in 1988. Kid would jump from one activity to another without ever completing anything. He (and his parents) would demand that his half-finished, half-hearted disasters receive the same accolades as the kids who had actually put thought and effort into theirs. The poor kid clearly had severe ADHD, but the parents insisted that no diagnostics would ever take place. They insisted that their little angel was perfect and tried to blame the teachers, the other kids, and the "lack of stimulation for his level of genius." This went on until the kid pried a board with a rusty nail in it from the fence and proceeded to attack a staff member with it. She required five stitches and a tetanus shot. The parents blamed her for "provoking" the child, then tried to sue the school for "poor maintenance."
Needless to say we expelled the kid. I doubt he ever got the help he needed, which is sad, but sometimes you just have to do what's best for the common good. Go thou, America, and do likewise.
“Sophisticated literary sensibilities representing the Trump brand” is an oxymoron! Trump magazine showed exactly how devoid of substance the Trump brand is.
Great writing as usual, Wendy. I really appreciate the way you methodically disassemble your subject with thorough and amusingly descriptive paragraphs!
And yet, he seems to have a cult following. What are us sentient beings missing re the cult?
BEST. ARTICLE. EVER.
!!!!!!!
You are far far too kind , thank you
Does the man have no olfactory sense? You’d think if someone shit themselves like that, they’d be running to get some kind of surgery done. How does this not bother him?? So disgusting that he just walks around like that… and makes everyone else suffer for it.🤢
He doesnt care. Another sign of continued dementia, and brain addled nature , I suspect.
“Beneath that ill-fitting suit, there's probably a soggy diaper full of presidential excrement slowly leaking the essence of failure into the fabric of democracy itself.” That is pure poetry.
✊🇺🇸😎
🎤 Drop 🙌🏽 Wendy
Hell of a timeline of monumental failure upon failure upon failure and beyond.
Wealth + Stupidity = a pile 💦💩
He should wear diapers with the blowout barrier.
Wealth + Failures = a🖕🏼💩
Somehow being rich and having a resume of failures can get you elected to office.
Wealth + Incompetence = a big stinking pile of shit 💩 lieing suck ups who continue to support this stupid, failed, incompetent bag of 🍆’s.
😂
With so many foul-ups, all his own making, trump seems always to pin the blame on someone else, such as Joe Biden, Barack Obama, among others. He seems able to convince his cult because he really believes it himself. Clearly he is self-delusional, and his cult are catching the disease as well.
Nailed it rock
What a read! All nauseatingly true. Part of McShit’s success is public amnesia: who remembers his Atlantic City debacle? Trump Airlines? Trump Steaks? He is, absolutely, a self-sustaining failure who is adroit at convincing his CULT that this is what ‘success’ smells like.
Smells like shit. Right ?
It is no wonder he has so many followers. They look at his incompetency and personal crudeness and material success and think if he can do it then I can do it. Make a bunch of money as a fuck up.
Exactly
Much wants more and much cannot be satisfied.... I am most concerned about the number of ignorant voters who put him in office as well as his enablers; evidently, they are as mentally ill as he is.....that's unnerving to think about!!! I wish there were some way for his voters and enablers to be accountable for inflicting this evil on us and on the world. (And, if something were to happen to the evil orange menace, what would succeed him is also evil, just better packaged.)
‘Can you imagine holding his legs up to give him a good baby wipe cleanup ‘
I think I had a bit of vomit in my mouth at that thought❗️🤮
Paul, We love you for that.
An exceptional read Wendy❗️✌🏼💙
This is an absolutely genius piece of writing! And your names for him had me cry laughing! Donaldo McFartfister sent me into orbit! 🤣🤣🤣
P.U.!!!!
Trump’s entire life is a diaper that never got changed. Every “business” a blowout. Every “policy” a pantload. He doesn’t just shit the bed—he is the bed, eternally stained by hubris, Big Macs, and late-stage capitalism’s oozing self-delusion.
This isn’t failure by accident—it’s the theology of the grifter messiah: bless this mess, blame everyone else, and spray-tan the wreckage gold.
And his followers? They’re the loyal janitors of the cult, sniffing the sheets and calling it cologne. It’s not leadership—it’s high-fiber fascism in a Depends commercial.
America didn’t elect a president. It gave a toddler the nuclear football and now wonders why the living room smells like hot dog water and fascism.
Namaste to the nightmare.
Virgin Monk Boy
(“The diaper is full, and so is the karma.”)
Yes Trump’s incontinence goes back to his drug abuse of stimulants with Roy Cohn in the 70’s partying on rock cocaine and meth uppers with Quaaludes and Valium downers creating chemically induced manic-depressive bipolar disorder.
His incontinence and diaper changes were taken care of by his thug Keith Schiller as eyewitnesses on set of Apprentice exposed.
You go, girl. A brilliant if horrifying assessment.
Donnie McShitznpants reminds me of an overentitled, badly-parented eight-year-old I taught in 1988. Kid would jump from one activity to another without ever completing anything. He (and his parents) would demand that his half-finished, half-hearted disasters receive the same accolades as the kids who had actually put thought and effort into theirs. The poor kid clearly had severe ADHD, but the parents insisted that no diagnostics would ever take place. They insisted that their little angel was perfect and tried to blame the teachers, the other kids, and the "lack of stimulation for his level of genius." This went on until the kid pried a board with a rusty nail in it from the fence and proceeded to attack a staff member with it. She required five stitches and a tetanus shot. The parents blamed her for "provoking" the child, then tried to sue the school for "poor maintenance."
Needless to say we expelled the kid. I doubt he ever got the help he needed, which is sad, but sometimes you just have to do what's best for the common good. Go thou, America, and do likewise.
“Sophisticated literary sensibilities representing the Trump brand” is an oxymoron! Trump magazine showed exactly how devoid of substance the Trump brand is.
Great writing as usual, Wendy. I really appreciate the way you methodically disassemble your subject with thorough and amusingly descriptive paragraphs!