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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Imagine what, Dicksucker?

Oh Right. Another Dumbass Republican who cant understand that comparing Liberal Democrat and Conservative Republican as consistent terms, and doesnt realize that Liberalism in the United States did not indemically exist until the 1970s. The 1920s Democrats were indeed conservative, especially the Southern "Dixiecrats" who championed states' rights and racial segregation. Meanwhile, progressive Republicans like Teddy Roosevelt pushed trust-busting and environmental protection. The parties weren't ideologically sorted - they were regional coalitions with wildly different wings.

Following the Civil Rights Act of 1964, conservative Democrats began an exodus from the party, and supported Republican candidate Richard Nixon in 1968.

So a few things, NLN:

Get fucked.

educate yourself for once: "The Search for Order, 1877-1920" by Robert Wiebe would be a good start.

Now stop your stupid fearmongering, and excessive expression bullshit, and move on. Trump Dick Sucker.

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Lorrie's avatar

According to Noel Casler, he doesn’t even realize it. They would have to get Ivanka to tell him he needed to be changed.

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Christian Saether's avatar

And yet, he seems to have a cult following. What are us sentient beings missing re the cult?

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United We Won’t Stand For This's avatar

BEST. ARTICLE. EVER.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You are far far too kind , thank you

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Laura A. Drury's avatar

Does the man have no olfactory sense? You’d think if someone shit themselves like that, they’d be running to get some kind of surgery done. How does this not bother him?? So disgusting that he just walks around like that… and makes everyone else suffer for it.🤢

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

He doesnt care. Another sign of continued dementia, and brain addled nature , I suspect.

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Jeff Urdank's avatar

“Beneath that ill-fitting suit, there's probably a soggy diaper full of presidential excrement slowly leaking the essence of failure into the fabric of democracy itself.” That is pure poetry.

✊🇺🇸😎

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Pia Paints's avatar

🎤 Drop 🙌🏽 Wendy

Hell of a timeline of monumental failure upon failure upon failure and beyond.

Wealth + Stupidity = a pile 💦💩

He should wear diapers with the blowout barrier.

Wealth + Failures = a🖕🏼💩

Somehow being rich and having a resume of failures can get you elected to office.

Wealth + Incompetence = a big stinking pile of shit 💩 lieing suck ups who continue to support this stupid, failed, incompetent bag of 🍆’s.

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Aocm🇨🇦💯's avatar

😂

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Rock Wilcox's avatar

With so many foul-ups, all his own making, trump seems always to pin the blame on someone else, such as Joe Biden, Barack Obama, among others. He seems able to convince his cult because he really believes it himself. Clearly he is self-delusional, and his cult are catching the disease as well.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Nailed it rock

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RelentlessJo's avatar

What a read! All nauseatingly true. Part of McShit’s success is public amnesia: who remembers his Atlantic City debacle? Trump Airlines? Trump Steaks? He is, absolutely, a self-sustaining failure who is adroit at convincing his CULT that this is what ‘success’ smells like.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Smells like shit. Right ?

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

It is no wonder he has so many followers. They look at his incompetency and personal crudeness and material success and think if he can do it then I can do it. Make a bunch of money as a fuck up.

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Judy McNichols's avatar

Much wants more and much cannot be satisfied.... I am most concerned about the number of ignorant voters who put him in office as well as his enablers; evidently, they are as mentally ill as he is.....that's unnerving to think about!!! I wish there were some way for his voters and enablers to be accountable for inflicting this evil on us and on the world. (And, if something were to happen to the evil orange menace, what would succeed him is also evil, just better packaged.)

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Paul Nat 🇦🇺's avatar

‘Can you imagine holding his legs up to give him a good baby wipe cleanup ‘

I think I had a bit of vomit in my mouth at that thought❗️🤮

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Paul, We love you for that.

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Paul Nat 🇦🇺's avatar

An exceptional read Wendy❗️✌🏼💙

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Steph's avatar

This is an absolutely genius piece of writing! And your names for him had me cry laughing! Donaldo McFartfister sent me into orbit! 🤣🤣🤣

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Tess's avatar

P.U.!!!!

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

Trump’s entire life is a diaper that never got changed. Every “business” a blowout. Every “policy” a pantload. He doesn’t just shit the bed—he is the bed, eternally stained by hubris, Big Macs, and late-stage capitalism’s oozing self-delusion.

This isn’t failure by accident—it’s the theology of the grifter messiah: bless this mess, blame everyone else, and spray-tan the wreckage gold.

And his followers? They’re the loyal janitors of the cult, sniffing the sheets and calling it cologne. It’s not leadership—it’s high-fiber fascism in a Depends commercial.

America didn’t elect a president. It gave a toddler the nuclear football and now wonders why the living room smells like hot dog water and fascism.

Namaste to the nightmare.

Virgin Monk Boy

(“The diaper is full, and so is the karma.”)

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Esoterik Espionage's avatar

Yes Trump’s incontinence goes back to his drug abuse of stimulants with Roy Cohn in the 70’s partying on rock cocaine and meth uppers with Quaaludes and Valium downers creating chemically induced manic-depressive bipolar disorder.

His incontinence and diaper changes were taken care of by his thug Keith Schiller as eyewitnesses on set of Apprentice exposed.

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