I think you could definitely be a national treasure. Love your sarcasm so much that I nearly peed myself. Thank you for helping me laugh through this shitshow.
Lordy B. Gordy, them are some of the shittiest Shitfucks I’ve ever seen, smelled, and stepped on.
If and when DonWaldo McShitzHisPants goes tits up, and any of these DipWads are the best things that MAGA can pull out of the garbage bag to prop up as a viable replacement, They Are Fucked even more than We All Are at the current moment.
All are more unqualified than the next, and really only eligible candidates for that really thin toilet paper that your finger always seems to break through when you’re wiping that wet shit after a nasty hangover…
Well, I’m glad I got that off my chest this Memorial Day morning… Anyway, Feed The Troops, Save The Pennies From Extinction, And Boycott All Turkey Weiners and All That Shit….
A real rogues' gallery but I think Josh Hawley is missing from it. He's putting up polite resistance to some of Emperor Dungface's tariffs, which means that he must be thinking of a post-Trump future. I agree that Cokley Failson is a risible choice, but the truth is they may feel some of Trump's fans are too stupid to know the difference.
If those Flip Floppers changed their Party Affiliation to Democrat I would believe they are serious, but they won't do they are not genuine.
😂😂😂
Mr “eye makeup” Shiiiiit. He can’t get off the sofa.
I think you could definitely be a national treasure. Love your sarcasm so much that I nearly peed myself. Thank you for helping me laugh through this shitshow.
Perfect!
I love your description of coke addled Don Junior‘s eyes dilated more than a scared cat at a dog show.🤣
Yeech
That was fun. Run it again in 2027 and 2028. With updates, please.
Of course
Your wish is my command
Ah, geez are those the choices? I think the zombies from "Night of the living Dead" would be preferable.
Lordy B. Gordy, them are some of the shittiest Shitfucks I’ve ever seen, smelled, and stepped on.
If and when DonWaldo McShitzHisPants goes tits up, and any of these DipWads are the best things that MAGA can pull out of the garbage bag to prop up as a viable replacement, They Are Fucked even more than We All Are at the current moment.
All are more unqualified than the next, and really only eligible candidates for that really thin toilet paper that your finger always seems to break through when you’re wiping that wet shit after a nasty hangover…
Well, I’m glad I got that off my chest this Memorial Day morning… Anyway, Feed The Troops, Save The Pennies From Extinction, And Boycott All Turkey Weiners and All That Shit….
A real rogues' gallery but I think Josh Hawley is missing from it. He's putting up polite resistance to some of Emperor Dungface's tariffs, which means that he must be thinking of a post-Trump future. I agree that Cokley Failson is a risible choice, but the truth is they may feel some of Trump's fans are too stupid to know the difference.
A cornucopia of deplorable douche nozzles
You're at the top of your game today Wendy! Ty for the laugh or 6. West Point won't ever ask him back, pos💩
The repubs have left the main tent and now are focused on the sideshows..the deformed animals, fortune tellers & palm readers.
LOVE THE ANALOGIES!!😁
Great, on the dot and wickedly funny, as usual. Thanks 👍