The acrid stench of burning money hangs in the air as Tesla shares spiral downward. The once-mighty electric vehicle giant now teeters on the edge of oblivion, shares plummeting from a lofty $400 to a pathetic $5. Already CyberTrucks are on a massive recall. Dealerships are being attacked, defaced, and burnt at every turn. The sound of panicked investors hammering sell buttons echoes through trading floors worldwide. You can almost taste the metallic fear on Wall Street as Elon Musk's empire begins its spectacular implosion.
Let's cut the bullshit and face reality: Tesla's potential collapse isn't just about one overvalued car company eating shit in the market. It's about the cascading clusterfuck that will engulf Musk's entire empire—particularly Twitter, SpaceX, and Starlink. When the cards fall, they'll fall hard, and the crash will reverberate across the tech landscape with the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face.
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