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Hollie Rood's avatar

I LEGALLY entered this Country in 1977 and married my US born husband in 1978, became a US citizen in 1999. Have NEVER been in trouble with the law but yet am anxious beyond words about a trip we are taking to Canada in about 3 weeks for 5 days.

Between April 2022 and October 2024 I travelled back and forth between the US and Scotland every 3 months from my last trip that usually lasted 4-6 weeks bc of my motherโ€™s failing health and ultimate passing in October 2024. I am truly afraid Iโ€™ll be unnecessarily interrogated upon my return to the US (which takes place at the Montreal airport) for no good reason other than I donโ€™t believe anyone is free of scrutiny under tRUMPโ€™s Authoritarian wants and ways. I ๐Ÿ™I am wrong and the constant sick feeling in the pit of my stomach leaves ๐Ÿ˜ช

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Jan Moon's avatar

"to deny people their American Dream based on whatever the fuck they (Fascist motherfuckers) decide is "un-American" that day." is the operative phrase with "that day" a close second. We can all look at our FB posts and shares, our Instagram posts, blog posts, etc. If they want to come after me have at it. I am surrounded by an army of truth speakers. Thank you, Wendy, for your truth.

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Phil Burns's avatar

What's funny is one of the requirements to become an American citizen is to have pure thoughts and intentions. In other words don't fantasize about fucking your daughter, assaulting women in dressing rooms or be a pedophile with 34 felony counts against that person. The first sentence was supposedly said by Preznet Shitnozzle, the second...well take a guess.

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Phil Burns's avatar

I forgot where I read it yesterday but I thought the same thing.

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Alex Cioranic's avatar

Fascism wrapped in bureaucracy seems to be the only Drag QUEEN ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜œ or transition that The Donald seems to support.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Oh look, USCIS has decided to cosplay as the Thought Police. Because apparently, when America runs out of ideas, it just reruns the greatest hits of fascism. We used to brag about being the โ€œland of the free.โ€ Now weโ€™re like, โ€œLand of the freeโ€ฆ as long as your Facebook memories donโ€™t include calling Mitch McConnell a turtle-faced ghoul.โ€

This isnโ€™t immigration policy, itโ€™s a BuzzFeed quiz. โ€œWhich kind of patriot are you?โ€ Answer incorrectly, and congratulations, your entire life is deported.

And the phrase โ€œun-Americanโ€? What does that even mean anymore? Eating pineapple on pizza? Watching soccer? Reading a book? Because if those are the standards, then half the country is screwed.

And donโ€™t you love the irony? The same people who scream about โ€œcancel cultureโ€ are literally building a government agency whose sole job is canceling people. Nothing says freedom like a bureaucrat with the power to decide if youโ€™re American enough to exist.

Hereโ€™s the truth: if questioning your government makes you un-American, then George Washington was a traitor, Thomas Paine was a terrorist, and Betsy Ross was basically Antifa with a sewing kit.

So congrats, USCIS. Youโ€™ve turned the American Dream into the worldโ€™s shittiest game show: โ€œWelcome to Patriot or Deport! Spin the wheel, hope it lands on Jesus, guns, and NASCAR, otherwise itโ€™s back to your country of origin!โ€

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Wendy The Druid ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ's avatar

How long before we get to Minority Report....and the PreCrime police......

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Phil Burns's avatar

Mitch the Bitch is a turtle faced ghoul.

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