You know what keeps me up at night: How the fuck did we get to a point where a man can stand in front of Americans and claim that 99.82% of the population has autism, that he personally approved bombing American military bases, and that rising sea levels create more beachfront property—and people still think he's qualified to run a fucking lemonade stand, let alone a country?
Great piece of writing. How did you make it to the end and remain sane?
History, geography, statistical math, technology etc, he knows it all, remember, he’s told us MANY times, he’s a genius, the greatest
genius EVER. He doesn’t have to study anything, he doesn’t even have to just read something. He KNOWS. He just KNOWS. See , that’s what a STABLE GENIUS
is able to do. Anyhow, enough of that.
I loved your turns of phrase and word imagery. So many to choose from, but I really liked “a soap opera written by chimpanzees on methamphetamine.” Perhaps they could do a better job than the bunch of clowns supporting Head Clown Dumbass Jerk-off Turdburger. Maybe worth a trial, I mean, they couldn’t do any worse.
No sane person thinks he is fit to lead. The horror is the machine behind the puppet that is well-organized and at the pivot point to pure fascism. I'm a dual citizen of Canada and the United States, so I have options. Vulnerable people should act fast.
I absolutely love this. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m crying with laughter even though it is at the same time horrifying. But I needed this right now. Thank you.
I appreciate you more than you could ever know. Thank you, Wendy! You give me what I need to fire back at morons who try to defend this POS we have for a president.
I am aroused
Unfortunately, not soon enough!
Good
Uh oh, he’s jerking off two people at one time. Again.
Yep. Imagine what he dreams about. Is it Musk? Is it Putin? Is it Both? Does Trump imagine he is the Bottom?
Thanks for pointing all this shite out. I agree.
AnnaBell, I do it every day. Some days its stronger than others....some days its not. But I try to be consistent.
Great piece of writing. How did you make it to the end and remain sane?
History, geography, statistical math, technology etc, he knows it all, remember, he’s told us MANY times, he’s a genius, the greatest
genius EVER. He doesn’t have to study anything, he doesn’t even have to just read something. He KNOWS. He just KNOWS. See , that’s what a STABLE GENIUS
is able to do. Anyhow, enough of that.
I loved your turns of phrase and word imagery. So many to choose from, but I really liked “a soap opera written by chimpanzees on methamphetamine.” Perhaps they could do a better job than the bunch of clowns supporting Head Clown Dumbass Jerk-off Turdburger. Maybe worth a trial, I mean, they couldn’t do any worse.
Pete, I poured myself 4 fingers of Macallans 12. Then I did it again. Then I did it again for good measure.
And if you like my writing, keep reading. Because it gets better.
I just dropped the masterpiece right here. https://thistleandmoss.com/p/hey-republicans-your-fuckweasels
Look at this idiot trying to dance!!
Bingo. You should read our other work if you liked that piece.
Uhg!!! When I see this gesture (I refuse to call it dance), I want to punch him in the throat!
Ill hold him for you, because I can. 6'6 245lbs Trans Woman here. <cracks knuckles>
No sane person thinks he is fit to lead. The horror is the machine behind the puppet that is well-organized and at the pivot point to pure fascism. I'm a dual citizen of Canada and the United States, so I have options. Vulnerable people should act fast.
You are entirely correct. I keep breaking out my DSM-V to pull apart all his bullshit, and they still dont believe it.
Wish he’d hurry up!
You and me both.
I absolutely love this. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m crying with laughter even though it is at the same time horrifying. But I needed this right now. Thank you.
🖕
Looks like he is doing the Elaine dance.
Wears his accordion?🪗
I appreciate you more than you could ever know. Thank you, Wendy! You give me what I need to fire back at morons who try to defend this POS we have for a president.
You are most welcome
It’s gaslighting at its finest. Unfortunately.