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Kay-El's avatar

Great column, Wendy. I watched that correspondents dinner as well and oh man did Obamaโ€™s comment hit hard at that awful schmuck, who deserved every bit of it and then some. And now here we are, where that same schmuck will get us all killed over a joke that has been festering in his cranium for 14 years. Fuck him and that apocalyptic horse he rode in on.

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Jeff Urdank's avatar

Another gem, Wendy. โœŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Wendy๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ's avatar

Every day, Jeff, I try. It doesnt always work, but I do try.

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Jeff Urdank's avatar

โ€œThere is no try. You do, or do not.โ€ You do. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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David Zrake's avatar

We ought to strap Trump to a nuke, and launch him ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคฃ .. bombs away ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ Byeee ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฅ‚

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Meg Inwood's avatar

Just strap him to a big fucking rock and toss him into a deep body of water. He would almost certainly poison some fish, but it would do a lot less damage than a nuke overall.

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Linda Simpson's avatar

So what next? Iran attacks our military bases in the area, terrorist attacks by their supporters in the US, putting American tourists in danger, etc etc This has too much of a possibility into becoming World War III. Even if it doesnโ€™t what will be the price of gas and goods goes astronomical when they close the sea channel and or attack American ships or American flagged ships. The potential for this to go sideways is just beyond belief.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Welcome to the Amerikkkan Dark Age, which may become the Amerikkkan Death Age. I weep for this country.

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Anna Christina Ebert's avatar

Strait of Hormuz closed already- I knew the shit would hit the fan with this stupid ignorant butt face in charge. It has always been just another game๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

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Oli Trollgora's avatar

"If you're so hot for war, why don't you enlist?" - Old Protest song.

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Stop the BS247's avatar

Beyond words. But not beyond hope. I do have to wonder why he chose the 84th Anniverssry of Russia's Operation Barbarossa to do this dastardly deed.

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Derek Smith's avatar

I was watching that Correspondents dinner live in 2011 and when I saw the camera cut away to the seething T๐Ÿ’ฉp, I had a premonition that โ€˜something wicked this way comes.โ€™ I had the same feeling when Iโ€™d heard that Bush the Lesser had been elected Governor of Texas, and I remember quite clearly saying out loud to myself โ€œGod help us when he becomes president.โ€

Too bad I donโ€™t have premonitions about lotteries or PowerBall โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Carby Sebly's avatar

Trump is a symptom of a wider problem. US hegemony must end. Recall Harrisโ€™ convention speech when she committed to making the US the โ€œmost lethalโ€ army in the world. We were screwed either way.

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Stuff Iโ€™ve Never Understood's avatar

Has it not been the โ€˜most lethal army in the worldโ€™ for some time? Like โ€ฆ. since the last time it actually won a war 80 years ago? If the American basketball team had lost so many on the trot surely someone would have concluded by now that it really wasnโ€™t the national sport. But you couldnโ€™t expect a guy who hasnโ€™t noticed his own consistency in failing businesses and failed โ€˜dealsโ€™ to pick up on the pattern.

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Evelyn Freitas's avatar

I agree that US hegemony must end, and that will take some real work. And yes, weโ€™d be screwed either way, because when youโ€™re a hammer everything looks like a nail. Screwed, and yet screwed differently. Weโ€™ll never know what would have happened with President Harris, but weโ€™re definitely living through a hell of a reality with Trump.

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Stand With Me!'s avatar

Hey, tRump what did daddy do to you in the darkโ€ฆ Boyโ€ฆ For you to turn out so badโ€ฆ Evil boy

Who's your mother, who's your mother here boy

Who's your mother, who's your mommy dear.

Who's your father, who's your father here boy

Who's your father, who's your daddy dear.

Silently screaming

Where everyone knows.

Daddy's always watching

Where everyone - everywhere I go.

I don't wanna be a freak show pretty boy anymore

I don't wanna be a full time slave

I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore

I just wanna be Mary

I know every--

I see everything boy

I told you not to wonder in my shoes

All the boys and girls they wanna know you boy

All the girls they wanna be like you

Family's little secret

But mother never knew

Every fathers dream boy

Every mothers nightmare too

I don't wanna be a freak show pretty boy anymore

I don't wanna be a full time slave

I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore

I just wanna be Mary

No more little secrets

Now Mary's on her own

Daddy's got a new boy

Little brother ten years old

I don't wanna be a freak show pretty boy anymore

I don't wanna be a full time slave

I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore

I just wanna be Mary

I don't wanna be a freak show freak show pretty boy anymore

I don't wanna be a full time slave

I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore

I just wanna be Mary

I just wanna be

I just wanna be

Mary

Mary

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

A fitting closing to a fitting column. I got up this morning with a brain full of dread. There is no laughter in any of today's posts. Even Andy Borowitz isn't in my substack emails this morning. Doubt if even he could find laugh-evoking satire in the coming shit show. Guess I'd better go turn on the tv news to fast-forward through the lies Trump is most likely spewing, trying to find some facts about last night's efforts. Hope Hegseth's incompetence is on full display. That might be useful for a world on the brink. One more time: Hope is not a strategy. Enjoy your Sunday, folks. God knows there may not be many more.

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