Great column, Wendy. I watched that correspondents dinner as well and oh man did Obamaโs comment hit hard at that awful schmuck, who deserved every bit of it and then some. And now here we are, where that same schmuck will get us all killed over a joke that has been festering in his cranium for 14 years. Fuck him and that apocalyptic horse he rode in on.
Just strap him to a big fucking rock and toss him into a deep body of water. He would almost certainly poison some fish, but it would do a lot less damage than a nuke overall.
So what next? Iran attacks our military bases in the area, terrorist attacks by their supporters in the US, putting American tourists in danger, etc etc This has too much of a possibility into becoming World War III. Even if it doesnโt what will be the price of gas and goods goes astronomical when they close the sea channel and or attack American ships or American flagged ships. The potential for this to go sideways is just beyond belief.
Strait of Hormuz closed already- I knew the shit would hit the fan with this stupid ignorant butt face in charge. It has always been just another game๐ก๐ก
I was watching that Correspondents dinner live in 2011 and when I saw the camera cut away to the seething T๐ฉp, I had a premonition that โsomething wicked this way comes.โ I had the same feeling when Iโd heard that Bush the Lesser had been elected Governor of Texas, and I remember quite clearly saying out loud to myself โGod help us when he becomes president.โ
Too bad I donโt have premonitions about lotteries or PowerBall โฆ ๐
Trump is a symptom of a wider problem. US hegemony must end. Recall Harrisโ convention speech when she committed to making the US the โmost lethalโ army in the world. We were screwed either way.
Has it not been the โmost lethal army in the worldโ for some time? Like โฆ. since the last time it actually won a war 80 years ago? If the American basketball team had lost so many on the trot surely someone would have concluded by now that it really wasnโt the national sport. But you couldnโt expect a guy who hasnโt noticed his own consistency in failing businesses and failed โdealsโ to pick up on the pattern.
I agree that US hegemony must end, and that will take some real work. And yes, weโd be screwed either way, because when youโre a hammer everything looks like a nail. Screwed, and yet screwed differently. Weโll never know what would have happened with President Harris, but weโre definitely living through a hell of a reality with Trump.
A fitting closing to a fitting column. I got up this morning with a brain full of dread. There is no laughter in any of today's posts. Even Andy Borowitz isn't in my substack emails this morning. Doubt if even he could find laugh-evoking satire in the coming shit show. Guess I'd better go turn on the tv news to fast-forward through the lies Trump is most likely spewing, trying to find some facts about last night's efforts. Hope Hegseth's incompetence is on full display. That might be useful for a world on the brink. One more time: Hope is not a strategy. Enjoy your Sunday, folks. God knows there may not be many more.
Great column, Wendy. I watched that correspondents dinner as well and oh man did Obamaโs comment hit hard at that awful schmuck, who deserved every bit of it and then some. And now here we are, where that same schmuck will get us all killed over a joke that has been festering in his cranium for 14 years. Fuck him and that apocalyptic horse he rode in on.
Another gem, Wendy. โ๐บ๐ธ๐
Every day, Jeff, I try. It doesnt always work, but I do try.
โThere is no try. You do, or do not.โ You do. ๐๐บ๐ธ๐
We ought to strap Trump to a nuke, and launch him ๐คท๐คฃ .. bombs away ๐ฃ๐ฃ Byeee ๐๐ฅ
Just strap him to a big fucking rock and toss him into a deep body of water. He would almost certainly poison some fish, but it would do a lot less damage than a nuke overall.
So what next? Iran attacks our military bases in the area, terrorist attacks by their supporters in the US, putting American tourists in danger, etc etc This has too much of a possibility into becoming World War III. Even if it doesnโt what will be the price of gas and goods goes astronomical when they close the sea channel and or attack American ships or American flagged ships. The potential for this to go sideways is just beyond belief.
Welcome to the Amerikkkan Dark Age, which may become the Amerikkkan Death Age. I weep for this country.
Strait of Hormuz closed already- I knew the shit would hit the fan with this stupid ignorant butt face in charge. It has always been just another game๐ก๐ก
"If you're so hot for war, why don't you enlist?" - Old Protest song.
Beyond words. But not beyond hope. I do have to wonder why he chose the 84th Anniverssry of Russia's Operation Barbarossa to do this dastardly deed.
I was watching that Correspondents dinner live in 2011 and when I saw the camera cut away to the seething T๐ฉp, I had a premonition that โsomething wicked this way comes.โ I had the same feeling when Iโd heard that Bush the Lesser had been elected Governor of Texas, and I remember quite clearly saying out loud to myself โGod help us when he becomes president.โ
Too bad I donโt have premonitions about lotteries or PowerBall โฆ ๐
Trump is a symptom of a wider problem. US hegemony must end. Recall Harrisโ convention speech when she committed to making the US the โmost lethalโ army in the world. We were screwed either way.
Has it not been the โmost lethal army in the worldโ for some time? Like โฆ. since the last time it actually won a war 80 years ago? If the American basketball team had lost so many on the trot surely someone would have concluded by now that it really wasnโt the national sport. But you couldnโt expect a guy who hasnโt noticed his own consistency in failing businesses and failed โdealsโ to pick up on the pattern.
I agree that US hegemony must end, and that will take some real work. And yes, weโd be screwed either way, because when youโre a hammer everything looks like a nail. Screwed, and yet screwed differently. Weโll never know what would have happened with President Harris, but weโre definitely living through a hell of a reality with Trump.
With you 100%
Hey, tRump what did daddy do to you in the darkโฆ Boyโฆ For you to turn out so badโฆ Evil boy
Who's your mother, who's your mother here boy
Who's your mother, who's your mommy dear.
Who's your father, who's your father here boy
Who's your father, who's your daddy dear.
Silently screaming
Where everyone knows.
Daddy's always watching
Where everyone - everywhere I go.
I don't wanna be a freak show pretty boy anymore
I don't wanna be a full time slave
I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore
I just wanna be Mary
I know every--
I see everything boy
I told you not to wonder in my shoes
All the boys and girls they wanna know you boy
All the girls they wanna be like you
Family's little secret
But mother never knew
Every fathers dream boy
Every mothers nightmare too
I don't wanna be a freak show pretty boy anymore
I don't wanna be a full time slave
I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore
I just wanna be Mary
No more little secrets
Now Mary's on her own
Daddy's got a new boy
Little brother ten years old
I don't wanna be a freak show pretty boy anymore
I don't wanna be a full time slave
I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore
I just wanna be Mary
I don't wanna be a freak show freak show pretty boy anymore
I don't wanna be a full time slave
I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore
I just wanna be Mary
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
Mary
Mary
A fitting closing to a fitting column. I got up this morning with a brain full of dread. There is no laughter in any of today's posts. Even Andy Borowitz isn't in my substack emails this morning. Doubt if even he could find laugh-evoking satire in the coming shit show. Guess I'd better go turn on the tv news to fast-forward through the lies Trump is most likely spewing, trying to find some facts about last night's efforts. Hope Hegseth's incompetence is on full display. That might be useful for a world on the brink. One more time: Hope is not a strategy. Enjoy your Sunday, folks. God knows there may not be many more.